Bruce Lover

He/It Bruce Banner’s husband canon (nonsharing) Ask box open! yeup

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Hello!

My name is Russel, and this is my yume blog!

My inbox IS open! Feel free to ask about me, Bruce, or really anything you’d like (with a focus on self shipping ovbs)

Interests: DC, Marvel, Homestuck, Critical Roll, Red Dead Redemption, Overwatch (esp esports), Haikyuu, Date Everything, Obey Me!, Reverse 1999, Dispatch, Hades, Stardew Valley, Star Wars

My main F/O (nonsharing) is Bruce Banner from Marvel, and my other F/Os (selective) are Peter Parker from Marvel comics (romantic), Clark Kent from DC comics (Parental), Mr. Sinister from Marvel Comics (romantic), Thor Odinson from Marvel Rivals(romantic), Dirk Strider and Jake English from Homestuck (romantic, poly), Emre and Wuyang from Overwatch (both romantic), Elsa Bloodstone from Marvel (romantic) and MollyMauk Tealeaf from Critical Role campaign 2, The Mighty Nien (qpr).

I use He/it, and i am probably gay? Its a long story

I am not willing to share my age. I can assure you I’m not a little kid, but I just don’t want to reveal much that’s personal (plus I’ll forget to update it on my birthday, so if I keep this blog for a while it won’t be accurate anyway)

I am undiagnosed, but I probably have autism + ADHD + OCD, and some physical stuff that doesn’t matter. My special interests are cowboys and superheros :3

Dni: doubles, T.R.A.S.H., anti yumes, proshippers, transandrophobes/people who say “theyfab” or “TME” unironically, hellaverse fans, anti endos, kink/fetish blogs, Clex shippers

Sorry if I change my theme a lot, I change my main f/o a lot (but hopefully I stick to Bruce!)

My main account is cowboy-fvcker, which I honestly don’t recommend you check out because it’s full of horrible shitposts I make when I can’t sleep

I mostly post imagines, but I’ll post the occasional drawing and repost of fanart!

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Tell us something about your selfship with Bruce! Like, how'd you two meet? And what were your first impressions about each other?

Oo, good questions.

I can answer in two ways, how I first heard of him irl and my first thoughts, and how I’d met him in marvel.

I first got into marvel as a kid, and while I first got obsessed with Spiderman, I’d known of the avengers as a whole. The only one that stood out to me was the hulk! I actually thought he was weird and creepy for years, until the past few years, since I dived way deeper and got into marvel proper. I felt so bad for Bruce, and I related to him a lot. I really love characters with interesting psychology.

For s/i, I don’t have a super strict persona or story quite yet, but I’d like to think that the avengers needed me for some sort of scientific help early on, and while they could’ve asked Tony or Bruce, they were both busy with their own things and out of town. They called me in, I took over the lab for a little, but they came back before I was done. Tony and I became friends fast, but for Bruce it took longer. Eventually I cracked through his shell because of my incredible charming persona (not) and we became friends. He definitely thought I was a pretentious bastard though.

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Imagine being domestic with your f/o

Maybe they’re the more sappy type. They come home to you with some sort of little gift, maybe a pastry or trinket they got for you. They tell you about their day while you sit on the couch together, their hand resting on your thigh or around your shoulders. Maybe they decide to cook a warm meal, or you might just order takeout and relax together.

Maybe they’re more reserved. They might come home from a tough job, and they just want to lay down and relax. You two sit together in bed, maybe watching a show, some sort of documentary, or just enjoying being beside each other. Maybe you make them some food, or you might relax in a warm bath.

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Imagine PDA with your f/o!

Maybe it’s something more casual. The two of you going out, holding hands, walking about as usual. Maybe you visit a store or new part of town, maybe you’re just shopping for errands. Whatever you’re doing, they’re holding your hand the whole time. Maybe they even rub the back of your hand with their thumb, too.

Maybe it’s more protective. Their hand is over your shoulder, keeping you close in a part of your area that’s a little dangerous, or their hand is around your waist, squeezing you through a tight space or another crowded part of town. Maybe they even get a little jealous, and want to show their undying love for you—who wouldn’t?

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I saw your account, and I thought it was so pretty I just had to send an ask!!

Could I request Peter Parker (earth 616) as a romantic f/o? Unfortunately I don’t really know where I can give a good example of his personality, so I totally understand if you think it’s out of character/takes some time. My pronouns are he/him and we are married (canon trust). If you’re curious and just in case, a good comic to learn about him is ultimate Spider-Man omnibus! Though I totally understand if you don’t feel like reading it since it’s a pretty long comic.

Sorry for the long ask and thank you!!!

💐 :: With a soft whoosh, a sparkling pink portal opens up in your room. A mailman steps out, his clothes slightly torn as he hands you an envelope. He gives a curt wave before disappearing back through the portal.

Hi handsome,

How are you? I know, I know, that's cliche to start a letter with. Especially if I just saw you this morning, huh? Well, never mind that. I just wanted to check in and see how your day was going. I look forward to listening to you rant about it tonight over a plate of your favorite food.

That's right, I plan to spoil you tonight, uh huh. Ah, shit, I've got to go. I know this letter is short, but I'll see you tonight! I gotta deal with this giant spider first. Love you!

Your husband,

Peter Parker :)

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I’m crying this is so cute thank you so much 😭

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Imagine YOU taking care of f/o!

Maybe they have a strenuous job or position in something, they’ve been coming home late, working hard, trying their best. They definitely need a break. The first person—and maybe the only person—they wanna see is their favorite, of course, you! All the want to do after a long day is relax by your side, maybe with a warm beverage or a good book, or even by getting close in bed.

Maybe they’re more the whiny type. They don’t work that hard, and they really have no right to complain about whatever it is they do, but you can’t help but being charmed by their antics. They do have the cutest puppy-dog-eyes, after all. Maybe you give in and spoil them, letting them stay home with you and take a not-so-deserved break, or maybe you stay strong and force them to keep going. That’s a form of care, too.

Your f/o loves getting taken care of by you.

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Imagine your f/o showing you off.

Maybe they’re flashy about it—they love you so much, how could they not be loud about you? If they’re some sort of public figure, maybe they suddenly become known for always managing to make something about you, whether their listeners or watchers know who you are or not.

Maybe they’re more discreet. They’re happy to talk about you, but only when asked. Maybe if someone does ask about you, they start gushing, or maybe their demeanor shifts and everyone can tell. Even if they don’t talk about you much, they’re happy to have some sort of physical reminder, whether that be a wedding ring or some sort of silly trinket.

Your f/o loves being seen with you!

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How it feels self shopping with a popular character

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Imagine making out with your f/o

Maybe they’re all handsy and sloppy, they’re on top of you on the couch, and the two of you are pressed so close you can feel your bodies fusing together. Their hand is tangled in your hair, the other running up and down your side. The whole time their lips almost never leave yours, despite you both being out of breath.

Maybe it’s more tired, and you both just need affection. Their face is close to yours, and you can feel their soft lips against your face. Or maybe they’re chapped, and between kisses you insist that they need chapstick. Maybe they’re saying that to you. Maybe you’re tangled under your bedsheets, all warm and cozy and willing to live here forever

[manny-jacinto]

🌸 Peter Parker, flower boy 🌸

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I love him too much

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Imagine you and your f/o dancing together in the kitchen!

Maybe you two are in your shared apartment, blasting a silly playlist you made in the middle of the night. The songs aren’t even your favorites, and it’s all super disorganized, but you can’t help but laugh and smile as you twirl around with them, knowing you’ll remember this moment forever.

Maybe you’re visiting the other’s apartment. The room isn’t very familiar, and you still can’t find where even the spices are, but when one of you puts on a good album, you just start dancing together anyway, holding each other close and enjoying each other’s company.

Your f/o loves dancing with you!

[lunggremoval]

being a male yumeshipper makes me feel like a whole new species

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Imagine your f/o taking care of you on a bad day.

You might look gross, feel gross, hell, maybe you are gross. Your f/o doesn’t care. They’ll shower/bathe you, they’ll help you with chores, they might even brush your teeth and wash your face, maybe even put on makeup if you like it, just to make you feel prettier.

Maybe they let you rest, doing chores around the house. They make sure your dishes are put away and clean, your laundry is fresh and folded, your room is rid from trash and your bed is nice and cozy.

Maybe they lay with you. You might chat for hours and hours, listening to each other talk about meaningless things, or maybe they stay with you in comfortable silence, not pressuring you to say anything that doesn’t need to be said.

Your f/o loves taking care of you, even at your worst <3

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Imagine arts n crafts with your f/o!

Maybe they’re already great at arts and crafts, and they try their hardest to impress you. They’re such a dork. It might not even be that good, but the look on their face is adorable enough for you to not care.

Maybe they’re terrible, and you have to show them how to do something as simple as holding scissors or pencils. Maybe they can’t make anything for one reason or another, so they just cling to you, watching you make something with the occasional commentary.

Your f/o loves making things with you!

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Imagine waking up with your F/O!

Maybe you did something big yesterday, and you’re still feeling the excitement as you get up. They’re still clinging to you, though. Maybe they ask for five minutes, or maybe they’re just happy enough from just seeing you to get up.

Maybe it’s just another day. They always wake up in the same way, maybe they yawn loudly and wake you up from their movements, or maybe they do their best to keep you comfy and asleep.

Your F/O loves waking up to you each morning

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Imagine your F/O calling you pet names!

Maybe it’s something stupid and silly, an inside joke that the two of you made up from being together for so long. Every time you hear it, you can’t help but chuckle. It may be stupid, but it’s yours, and honestly you wouldn’t change it for the world.

Maybe it’s something delicate and sappy. Maybe they’re always calling you “honey” or “darling” like you’re in some romance book. It gives you butterflies every time, even if you think it’s kinda stupid maybe it’s just the way they say it, or maybe it’s just because it’s them.

Your F/O loves calling you pet names <3

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Imagine going out with your F/O!

Maybe you two are going to a nice restaurant. You’re both all dressed up, and the whole time they’re admiring you in your fancy clothes. You just look so good! They can’t handle it! They don’t even care that they’re staring anymore, they know you don’t mind. Probably.

Maybe you don’t even have a plan. You two just walk through the streets, hand in hand, looking at the different shops where you live. They don’t really change, and you already know what’s in nearly every store by now, but you don’t care, it’s nice to be out with your F/O!