THE Yapper

I should've never been let on the internet [20]

[glitter-syringe]

Alr who tf wanna donate to my gofundme so I dont lose my beautiful dingey car

gofund.me/2573650a9

[glitter-syringe]

Love my sister and their genius little mind, because I truly never could have thought of making this.

I <3 my lyfe

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[glitter-syringe]

Can't lie, I repeated the exact same process

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[azoperoa]

Sure why not, what’s the worst that could happen

[ferret-cryptid-deactivated20250]

Fucck I guess

[pepprrmint]

I’m confident this is the good luck post I need

[yujateaandpi]

I’m not superstitious but why not.

[justryingtovibe69]

the day that u take “r ppl gonna think im weird” out of ur decision making process is the day ur true life begins

[glitter-syringe]

WANT an emo gf?!???!? I NEED emo gf!! i CRAVE that- DESIRE THAT!!!!! And if not emo?? GOTH BITCHEZ NEAR ME HIT MY SHIT UPPP💯💯 WE COULD BE TRAD GOTH GF'S???? HAVING CEMETARY DATES?? AND YOURE NOT HITTING MY LINE?!??!??!? UNBELIEVABLE (but understandable)

[glitter-syringe]

Guys. Guys I did it.

Oh and also, she my WIFE. MY LEGAL WIFE. I've won.

[byjove]

*doctor voice* hmmmm…..have you tried this revolutionary method called painmaxxxing? it is where you do not bother me and adjust to being in agony all the time and we do nothing to resolve the root cause or treat the symptoms. you don’t wish to try painmaxxxing? you’re being non-compliant with the treatment plan I have just provided you?

[glitter-syringe]

Is this how I find out I've been painmaxxing my whole life?

[tlirsgender]

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

[tlirsgender]

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

[glitter-syringe]

Like yeah dude, I'm completely fine, but if my check comes late again you might have to call a mental health professional.

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[glitter-syringe]

Never read smth so real in my life

[theygender]

I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

[glitter-syringe]

Good God they've cracked the code

[glitter-syringe]

I haven't been doing my makeup that much recently

[glitter-syringe]

I was so confident all through highschool and ONE month of being a Senior made sure to remind me about how much of a loser I am, like oh my god I am not supposed to be set FREE, into the "real world"!!!

‼️I cant hold a simple conversation ‼️

[deep-state-partisan]

Kitten ill be honest daddy's about to kill himself

[cruxitedowel]

it can’t be 10 years ago omg

[glitter-syringe]

This has been one of my fav pieces of homestuck fanart lore since 6th grade. WHO THOUGHT OF THIS, GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KISS YOU ON. THA. MOUF.

[glitter-syringe]

Piss,, and shit?? Idk man that doesn't sound too epic...

(Don't ask me what this means, pleb)

[glitter-syringe]

Ignore the texts and focus on the makeup

[glitter-syringe]

WANT an emo gf?!???!? I NEED emo gf!! i CRAVE that- DESIRE THAT!!!!! And if not emo?? GOTH BITCHEZ NEAR ME HIT MY SHIT UPPP💯💯 WE COULD BE TRAD GOTH GF'S???? HAVING CEMETARY DATES?? AND YOURE NOT HITTING MY LINE?!??!??!? UNBELIEVABLE (but understandable)