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What the slashers most like about you
happy friday the 13th!!! (late, yes)
Ghostface:
Absolutely loves your smartness, and he kinda uses this to his favor sometimes, begging you to think about questions it would be interesting to ask to his victims, since you’re a walking horror movie encyclopedia.
Bo Sinclair:
He finds so attractive your confidence and the way you walk and talk like you’re the queen of town, and physically talking, he cannot lie, he loves your breasts and hair. More than once you had to bring him back to earth because he seemed being way too focused on your chest while you were talking to him.
Vincent Sinclair:
Is obsessed with your eyes and mouth, finds them heavenly beautiful and has several drawings of them. You find his obsession so cute and definitely doesn’t care about serving as his model as he draws you.
Lester Sinclair:
Your smile and your laugh. Seems like a silly thing but he feels such a good sensation when you laugh about something, specially when he made you laugh. You never understood this to be honest because in your mind your smile it’s just… normal? and your laugh it’s kinda strange, but don’t you dare to talk bad about yourself, unless if you wanna hear him for 15 minutes praising you and every detail about you.
Michael Myers:
He cannot lie, he deep down loves the fact that you are a ball of energy. He thinks it matches his nonchalant personality. And he can see that when Halloween comes. You’re all about doing a movie night with a lot of candies and popcorn and he’s all about going out and killing people like it’s just a normal thing to do (actually is to him).
plus: if he comes late at night and find you already sleeping in couch, he’s just going to sit on the floor and watch the rest of the horror movie you were watching before, carefully to not wake you up, he’s going to allow himself to eat your candies and popcorn too
Freddy Krueger:
Loves your sense of humor, because it matches his vibe. He could remember as it was yesterday when he first came into your dreams… you were scared at first but after the first contact, you weren’t really impressed by him, and that made Freddy very angry, but then you started to make jokes and playfully using your sarcasm against him. And since then, he had to admit, you were so cool. Just like him
“What you think about being my successor when I’m too tired for all this shit?”
“What?? I can’t, gonna make my victims fall in love with me instead of scaring them…”
Jason Voorhees:
Finds so interesting if you have some skill (could be cooking, speaking another language, etc). Thinks you’re the sweetest woman and thanks everyday for having someone like you in his life.
One day he just started at you while you talking with one friend in another language. He was impressed. And since then, he constantly asks you to say something to him in that language even if can’t understand.
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sorry if this is messed up, i just wanted to write something random about slashers 👻
How headcannons!! part 2
characters: bo, vincent and lester sinclair
Their feelings about you
As more the time passed, more the boys would be confused about their feelings for you. Lester didn’t know if the love, obsession and sometimes jealousy he felt for you was just in the friendship category or if he deep down wanted something more with you.
Vincent saw you more like a younger sister to him at the beginning, but he cannot lie to himself, some years ago he started to feel a hint of passional love for you. A love that he wasn’t even supposed to feel because in his mind it was impossible that someone like you would pay attention to someone like him. He has a slight obsession with you too, he’s the type that draws you everytime and sometimes even writes things thinking about you. Thinking too much about you makes his creativity grow and he couldn’t lie about this fact.
Bo was more of a complicated case. At the beginning, he saw you just like a whatever person, just like his brother’s friend. No surprises, that changed when you started to grow up and to be more in his house and consequently chatting with him about random stuff. He noticed that you were a lot cooler than he thought and slowly you two were getting along very well. He remembered the day when he taught you how to drive, or when you drank your first beer that it was Bo’s… these moments you spent with him… by his side and he is kinda proudly happy of that but would never admit it.
When you turned 21, he was decided to let you know about his real feelings and intentions with you, but guess what? He never told you… the shame and fear of messing with your relationship made Bo never tell you about being in love with you.
And the same story happened to you… grew up, started noticing him more, started to be closer to him... but you knew the type of man Bo was. A man that seemed to not stay with just one woman. You couldn’t hurt yourself feeding feelings that were pointless.
Dealing with their new “business”
When it started happening, it was your last year of college, you couldn’t be so close to the boys as you were before, but even then sometimes you decided that a little visit would be good for you and for them too. Lester would glue on your side, Vincent would be excited to show you what he had made throughout this time you were out and Bo would create excuses to have you all to him - like, walks in Ambrose at early morning, cook with you, show you his CD’s collection, even when he showed that a thousand times before, but you wouldn’t mind to see again -
But one day in particular changed everything.
The day was cloudy but not too cold and the roads to Ambrose were peaceful - as just they are always -. You could feel a slight breeze in your face, and you felt your body so light weighed. That was the sensation every time you were getting closer to meet your three crazy - but sweet - guys.
You arrived at Ambrose, and a strange feeling started to hammering on your head. You didn’t know what was it, but it clearly was a signal something wasn’t right today. You got off of your car and started to walk, deciding which way you would follow: the Sinclair house, Bo’s shop or the House of Wax.
Your intuition was saying that out of the three options, the one you should avoid more now was the House of Wax, but you decided to go and see if everything was okay there and maybe find one of the three men.
But before you could even enter it, a girl with blood on her clothes appeared on the door, screaming… She instantly ran towards you with a scary look on her face. Her eyes were wide open and she grabbed your hand and made you run with her and take both of you away from there.
You were so lost in the situation that you let her guide you and when you were in a considerable distance from the wax museum, she catched a breath and started to talk to you.
- Please! You have to help me… this men on this town are crazy! They killed my friends and now I’m the only one that rests!
No… you couldn’t imagine being Bo, Vincent or Lester. Bo had his reasons to do what he did and you preferred to believe it was an unhappy accident. Just this. And Vincent and Lester couldn’t hurt even a fly…
So you decided to give a shot, and ask, even if you were afraid of the answer:
- How the men that are hunting you are? How many?
- Two men… One pretended to be a mechanic, he’s wearing a hat and blue overall. The other one… he’s the most disturbing thing I ever saw. He wears a mask apparently made of wax and has dark long hair, trust me, he looks like he got out of a horror movie. Our lives’s in danger here, we need to get out now!
You felt like you were going to faint with all this information, that started to circulate around your head. You felt weak, physically and emotionally.
The woman started to say things to you and when you tried to keep your eyes on her, you saw Vincent and Bo coming from behind her. Bo made a sign with a hand to tell you to shut up and be calm. And when he was close enough he gave the woman a shot in the head.
And that moment you fainted for real.
When you woke up, you were in Bo’s bed, with the two men with you. Bo by your left side and Vincent sitting close to your feet. They made you drink some water before you could say anything. The water was probably with some relaxants because in no fucking world you were so calm like that after what happened.
- So? I think I own an explanation don’t you? - you said calmly and firmly -
- Honey, I’m sorry for what happened… you shouldn’t have saw that…
- Tell me why. Why kill a group of people that don’t have anything to do with nothing? Say it to me. Be straightforward, Vincent and Bo Sinclair.
- Because that’s the way we found to keep our mother’s business on going. And because it appeases my demons, speaking personally. - The head once had their eyes on your direction, after that, was turned down. You could understand it.
- Because it appeases your demons? Look Bo, don’t lie to me. Be a man and say the truth. Just look at me and say you enjoy to kill people. You enjoy the pretending, and then the hunt, and finally the death. You felt power that day when you killed your father, so why not bring that feeling back, huh?
- Yes darling. You’re right - his eyes were now closed and he turned his head back down. The shame and fear of what will going to happen after this is consuming him inside
- And you Vince?
“Same Bo said. Because of our mother’s business. We can’t stop. Specially me. Please, understand our side. We’re not going to hurt you. And we always try to kill the quickest possible. You know I hate screams, don’t you? We hate” He signed to you while he held your right hand
- I’m not going to interfere in nothing of your new murderous and crazy business. But please, the only thing that I ask of you is: be careful, and do not ever think about dying ‘kay? I don’t have the same talent as you, Vinny, and not the same charisma and beauty to lure people as you have, Bo. I can’t run Ambrose alone. It’s not even mine! - and soft smile appeared on your face -
- Sure it’s yours. As much as it’s ours too. - he said with a soft smile too - Now what you say about dropping this conversation off and rest a bit huh?
- Just two more things. Lester? Does he knows about that? And how much time this is happening?
- Sure he is. Who do you think lured the poor ones to here? - Bo said with his classic smirk on that pretty face. - and about the time… this is the third time. The second was about two months ago and the first 5 months ago.
- Okay. I think I’m gonna need some time to think about all.
Vincent placed a kiss on your forehead and caressed your hair quickly before getting up to leave the room, as Bo did to.
- Hey! - they stopped their way and turned to you - I love you three, idiots! - you said before giving a soft wink and smile to them.
You were calm not just because of the relaxants, but because deep down you knew that your three men could never hurt you, just like Bo said to said to you. You promised yourself to not get into that situation, but if someday they need your help, fuck all the promises you made to yourself. Because the one you made to them was bigger and more important: to never leave their sides at any moment.
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Hope you liked it 🫶🏻 and sorry if I misspelled something
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HoW headcannons!!
characters: bo, vincent and lester sinclair
How the three men met you?
You were a city girl that came to live in the quiet town of Ambrose when you were around 10 years old. Initially, because of the 6 year age gap between you and the twins, you weren’t really friends to each other. The same thing didn’t happen with Lester, since he was just one year older than you. He used to take you by the hand and wander around the town and sometimes into the woods too.
As you grew older, you slowly began to befriend with the twins… They notice how effortlessly cool and fun you were, and that made them enchanted with you as more time you spent by their side.
Bo was almost playing the big brother to you, always asking were you were going, when you mentioned the name of someone he quickly wanted to know every detail about this person and when he caught you doing some shit he was prepared to give you a big lecture.
Vincent was in playing the role of big brother too… but in a different way. When you two were together, he was mostly showing you how to improve your drawing skills and teaching everything he knew about wax sculptures. Trudy, initially didn’t like this, because according to her you would be “distracting him from his work”. But after some time, she just gave up and let you two be together in peace.
Lester was one year older than you but sometimes it seemed like he was the youngest one. He always had been jealous about you with other kids, and when you started to be close to his brothers, he felt a hint of jealousy stronger than he ever felt. And you always had to reassure him that he’ll be your best friend forever no matter which person entered on your lives.
And as more time passed, he kinda learned how to deal with his love and obsession for you.
When Ambrose became a ghost town and their parents died
You never had a good relationship with their parents, not that you had a bad too. When you were at their home, you rarely interacted with Trudy and more rarely when it was with Victor. You didn’t trusted him too much and on his sanity, and the boys never left you alone when he was at the same roof as you.
People were going out of Ambrose at the same time that your boys were getting full of their dad’s bullshit and at the same time, Trudy was getting progressively sick at some point she barely could walk around the house like she always did.
Victor spent all his days trying to make something to cure his wife and when he was not doing this, he was screaming at his sons and blaming them for their mother be so sick like that. He was often arguing with Bo, since Vinny was always quiet and Les preferred not to let the argument get worse by answering his father’s insults.
You, Vinny and Lester were always the ones who pushed Bo out of the “conversation” with his father, always with the excuse of “you need to breathe some fresh air, let’s go”
Deeply on your thoughts, you knew someday Bo would storm and he would not be able to have control of his acts, and God knows what he will do with his father when this day come… specially after the death of his mother, that made him go a little more insane than he already was
And one day, this day has come…
Your parents were in trip to Florida, so you were alone in your house. Now you were living in a place near Ambrose but not really in the town anymore. Surprisingly, your parents never tried to have you away from the Sinclair brothers, because in their view, they were trustworthy enough. They just said to you to avoid having contact with their parents because they seemed the opposite of their children. Not needed to say that you always followed your parents advice.
One early morning, you received a call from the Sinclair house. You never had received a call from them so early so instantly you answered afraid of what might have happened…
It was Lester on the other side, he seemed to be nervous and anxious…
- Hey Les, what happened? Is everything okay?
- Darling, you need to come here… it’s about Bo… and dad…
You breathed deeply knowing instantly what he meant with this words, and you felt a goosebump run down your spine trying to figure what to say to Lester
- Okay, look stay calm and wait for me, I’m coming in a hurry
You hang out the phone, prepared yourself and went as fast as you could to their house.
When you arrived at the entrance, the first thing you saw made you lose your breath for one second. Bo, covered in blood having a cigarette while he was leaning on his car. You run to him and he tried to avoid your touch…
- No, no, no… no way I’m gonna let you get your hands dirty with this disgusting blood…
- Bo… where is the body? and where is Lester and Vincent? - it was the only two things you wanted to know at that moment -
- Uptairs, both, the body is at the hall, near the bathroom door. And the boys I don’t know exactly but they probably are upstairs too..
The lost and empty look in his eyes made you understand that at that time he wanted and needed to be alone, just for a little while. You entered the house and ran upstairs, finding the dead body of Victor and around him a big puddle of blood that made your guts twist for a second.
You found Les and Vinny in their mother’s bedroom. Lester was lay down in the bed looking at some random point in the room, while Vincent was sat looking down in the direction of his feet. They instantly ran to you when they sawed you and you held them tight but with so much love. You knew they, specially Lester needed this comforting hug and someone to tell them that everything was going to be okay from now on.
After some time, you and the three brothers started to clean up the mess. Bo and Vincent put the body on Bo’s truck and left for bury in a distant place. While you and Lester cleaned the blood from the floor. Bo tried to convince you that you didn’t needed to do that but you didn’t listened to him and started helping Les with the mess. By the night, you three were at the entrance of the House of Wax, Bo was drinking a beer while rubbing his hand on yours, Lester was laying down with head on your belly and Vincent was caressing your hair while hugging you tight from the side. The four didn’t even know what time was, but you were sure that it was late. Quiet night in Ambrose, the sky was dark with just some little stars distant from each other shining…
- So what are we gonna do from now on? - you decided to break the silence -
- Nothing special honey, were just going to live our normal lives… - Bo said and you could almost taste it the insecurity that he had in his own words. Deep down Bo was feeling lost just as much as you three, he could hide from his brothers but not from you-
“This situation is the oddest one of my whole life” you thought to yourself… you couldn’t even imagine the turn that things would go from that moment ahead…
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Gonna make a part 2! I’m excited to write!!
Let me know if you liked and sorry if I misspelled something 🫶🏻🧡