✬ ✷ glitterbug ✷ ✬

♈︎ ♊︎ ♓︎ she/her :3 that head of yours, the shape is a bit much …how disturbing.

[pixopix]

your dividers are really cute :33 could i request some old web / webcore dividers? 🖥️

Aww thanks! 💕

I'm not all that familiar with webcore, hopefully these work for you!

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[pixopix]

HI!!! Igari/applecore/juminocore themed dividers please. I love your dividers so much.

I leaned pretty hard into the applecore, I hope you don't mind.

Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[crossofwishes]

by Yuming Li

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[happymiko]

横浜イングリッシュガーデンBlue

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[crabussy]

BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.

[sackoflower]

don't move. i'm coming over to chew on you

[libertineangel]

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

[worlds-tiredest-girl]

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

[5hiny8laze2ombie]

[popculturediedin2009]

Paris studies The Art of War, 2006

[glitterbuggggg]

if I had a death note I would not be cleverly doing light’s whole undetectable heart attack thing. I would be writing shit like “mysteriously lifts 50 feet straight into the air and then explodes into smithereens”

[glitterbuggggg]

Shane Dawson: which really makes you wonder… how many people have dead bodies in THEIR backyards….

me, taking a giant rip off a 10 foot novelty bong and holding back a cough: probably thousands

[interdimentional]

[depsidase]

[pnglove]