The Glitter Butch @glitterbutch - Tumblr Blog

I'm sorry I only reemerge from the ether to give y'all really stupid updates but I have been sleeping all damn day because I'm getting over something and now I am suddenly feeling SO FUCKING PRODUCTIVE Since 8PM, I've made a baked ziti, done two loads of laundry, did SO MANY DISHES, and cleaned out my fridge. What is life anymore

How many times do I need to unsubscribe from my high school's e-solicitations?????? As a Fundraising Professional (tm) having faulty unsubscribe is super unprofessional, let me friggin tell you

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@glitterbutch

glitterbutch

Accurate.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to wish y'all a reasonably good and least-stressful-possible next couple of days, okay? Holidays can be great, but they can also be hard, and sometimes they're both, and that's just the realest thing Know that my queer lil heart is beaming the best vibes to your queer (or straight, no judgment) lil heart. 😻😻😻😻😻 love y'all

#Christmas #xmas #happy holidays #from the weird lil Jew who sometimes pops up on your dash to tell you they love you #and means it!

ostolero

in this photo it looks like paul simon is strapped into a front baby harness

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if u cover paul simon’s face it looks like art garfunkel has a handlebar mustache

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The holy trinity

@neuroflux petting a dumb lil gray

#BIRD

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i miss my baby so so so much!!! i hope they’re doing well…

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Hey my fellow white so-called radicals, I just want to check in real quick and ask if we’ve all processed the idea yet that an explicit white nationalist is currently the leading candidate for the leader of the largest colonialist military apparatus on earth.

When precisely do we stop acting like this is a joke? A friend of my family’s who lived through the Shoah/Holocaust says this is what Germany felt like before the war. Think about that for a second. Does that sound funny to you? Do you think that’ll make a good Facebook meme?

Where’s the white leftist resistance? Donald Trump has literally publicly said there should “absolutely” be a national registry of American Muslims. When asked how that would be different from the Nazi party’s registry of Jews, he only responded “you tell me.” You can google that. In fact, PLEASE google it. He has called our Latino emigrant brothers rapists. He JUST publicly stated that a black man, violently assaulted at one of his rallies while people chanted “all lives matter,” deserved it. Where’s the white leftist resistance at? When do we cut the bullshit, get on the streets, and get our actual physical bodies between these Brownshirt fucking pricks and our comrades of color? When do we start fucking listening to what black and Latino and Muslim organizers have been saying? Shit, at what point exactly do we start making shelters in our attics?

Trump wants to make a registry of Muslims. Trump wants to make a registry of Muslims. Trump wants to make a registry. Of. American. Muslims.

Does that compute? D'you wanna tell your kids you hid behind your white skin during this era? You know this IS the civil rights era, right? I’m fucking appalled and disgusted and, above all, I am ashamed at the complacency of white folks treating this as a joke. People *support* this man. Our dentists, our mail carriers, our lawyers, our senators, and definitely our fucking cops. But we’re acting like this shit is impolite to bring up at the dinner table.

This is already happening. People of color are already in the streets. When do we start listening to them? When do we join in? When do we start laying our fucking cards down? Because if we don’t, we might as well fuck off and stop pretending to have any moral relevancy whatsoever.

today-ifuckedup

Today, I fucked up... by saving my husband

I once thought my husband was falling out of bed, so I grabbed him tenderly, cuddled into him and sweetly said “It’s okay darling, I’ve got you…”

That’s what half-asleep-me thought I was doing, anyway. In reality, I threw my palm onto his face like the Facehugger alien and screamed incoherently into his ear.

Also, he wasn’t falling out of bed.

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Imagine your otp

THE SIGNS AS BAD FASHION CHOICES

Aries: WAIST BELTS

Taurus: Socks with sandals

Gemini: Each nail painted a different color

Cancer: Mismatching socks

Leo: Animal print on animal print

Virgo: Crocs

Libra: nothing y'all on point

Scorpio: Mismatched blacks

Sagittarius: Unnecessary accessories

Capricorn: Uggs and sweatpants

Aquarius: Flip Flops. That's all

Pisces: Wristbands!!

#this is SO GOOD

evilidiot

my new favorite Ice T quote is “kinks like this don’t just spring up overnight”

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currentsinbiology

Baby Tortoises Show Up In The Galapagos For The First Time In Over A Century

There hadn’t been one single baby tortoise sighting in more than a century on the Galapagos Island of Pinzon, until a small group of the tiny, shelled youngsters were spotted this year.

The recent births are helping to pull the critically endangered animals back from the brink of extinction after they were nearly laid to waste as a result of human activity.

This is huge news for a species that has been struggling to survive for a century, relying on humans raising young tortoises bred in captivity until they are large enough to not fall prey to rats and predators.