Grab her hand and whisper "Run"

My name is Sarah. 23. From NY. Things I often post: Harry Potter, Hayao Miyazaki, Gilmore Girls, The Walking Dead, ACNL, quotes, recipes, etc. I try to tag everything: fandoms and triggers. If you have a trigger that I am not tagging, please tell me...

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[sincerely-siren-deactivated2020]

This made me laugh for longer then reasonable.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pancakeke]

tumblr's "year in review" has done nothing but alert me that I operate in an unnoticed dark corner of this hellsite

[mesopelagos]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

gonna apply pokemon types to stuff that’s not pokemon

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[gasmeros]

snom???

[gasmeros]

snom

[gasmeros]

[gasmeros]

snom snom snom snom snom snom

[gasmeros]

oh????

[gasmeros]

snom :)

[gasmeros]

s n o m

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[alexasenna]

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

[toastbutteregg]

this is my life in summary

[egberts]

[mass-destruction-blog-deactivat]

HEAH

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’ve thought about this post every day for the past 5 years

[sistertaxon]

republicans will be like “pull yourself by your bootstraps” and then make fun of AOC for having been a bartender

[lastvalyrian]

that’s because that’s not the Republican approved way to pull yourself by your own bootstraps, which is getting millions of dollars in stock from your parents

[tombstonetourism]

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

[ocean-watcher]

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

[joe-bee-richter-deactivated2020]

if you sit there you belong to the fae

[jewishdragon]

That’s the Fae’s problem

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[belleandkurtbastian]

Each extra wing adds between 1.10 and 1.15 to the cost… except:

the 25th wing only adds 0.55

wings 46 to 50 add an average of 1.02 each

wings 71 to 75 add an average of 1.03 each

wings 91 to 100 add an average of 1.08 each.

The cheapest overall cost per wing is 1.112, which can be obtained from buying 25, 50, or 125 wings.

The most expensive overall cost per wing is 1.14, which can be obtained from buying 5 wings.

[abeautiful-dream]

[falseknees]

I love you have a comic

[fatmomsgetfit]

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

[icohorns-deactivated20250224]

“you wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I was drunk.” me me no like alcohol but very funny thing to say I’ll use this

[rosaalee]

“you wanna know why i didn’t do your stupid thing? i don’t give a shit.” ok mood

[blueinkblot]

“You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I didn’t feel like it.”

ok but tru

[sightofsea]

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it.

[sightofsea]

this. this is it.