hardstuck Kapkan lover

21 || Pansexual They/Them lI damn i haven’t been here for 2 years what’s up my interests have changed

[pranksterrjesus]

i keep forgetting about this blog but go follow my main @vampsquerade

this will just be a backup in case it disappears

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[reddus-sideblog]

She’s winding up to slap his ass

[vergonpeludo]

buenos días mandy

[pranksterrjesus]

has anyone realized that…this month is the 4th month of the 13th year since Homestuck released? just me?

[cheesecakeoveryou]

sorry i unpacked all my trauma do you still wanna kiss

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

Hey guys! :) I just want you all to remember that SOCIAL DISTANCING is IMPORTANT in order to minimize the contraction of COVID-19. :) So make sure to STAY in your HOMES. :) Even if you are at a YOUNG AGE and have NO PRIOR HEALTH ISSUES, it’s still important to be MINDFUL of those who are of OLDER AGE and have HEALTH ISSUES that could potentially INTERFERE with their RECOVERY if they contract the CORONAVIRUS. :) So as a SERVICE to your COMMUNITY, it’s important to remain ENCLOSED in your HOME. :) STUCK, if you will. :) Now go do something FUN from the CONFINES of your HOUSE. :) Perhaps play some VIDEO GAMES with your ONLINE FRIENDS? :) :) :)

[calware]

i’m bringing this back because i don’t think enough of you were forced to look at this

[calware]

[literature-license-please-deact]

Jesus Christ you tumblr users will start screaming over the smallest things. Distance, dickheads. Don’t be selfish.

[calware]

oh you sweet summer child, that is not why they’re mad

[aniverous]

Your formatting, use of smiley faces, and amount of capitalization needs work, although your intentions are without fault.

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

i’m sorry i didn’t realize my english teacher uses tumblr

[aniverous]

You realize your pitifull attempt at an insult says you think I have something to teach you, as a teacher does by definition, therefore you are calling me smart.

Work on your grammar and your insults over the weekend if you want to earn back some credit.

[persona-q-deactivated20221028]

sorry to inform you that the formatting of the post and the smiley faces are clearly part of the joke

[aniverous]

What joke?

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

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great post everyone

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

happy anniversary to the worst post i’ve ever made

[calware]

happy second anniversary to the worst post i’ve ever made

[gemsartblog-deactivated20231017]

Last day of my commissions being open, I can take on three, so inbox me if you're interested ❤️ last chance!!

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[black-geek-supremacy]

Its back

[agentofcalamity]

Happy twelve bricks Tuesday everyone

[invisible-goats]

Mutuals this, mutuals that

Shout out to the people I follow who didn’t want to follow me back

I respect your decision and love your work

You will never see this post

[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[thechronicleofshe]

why is this so fucking funny

[joeyclaire]

if the truman show was real and also existed in like 2022 i think people on here would call truman their poor little meow meow and they would make joke fancams of him to megan thee stallion songs and theyd draw him as a catboy and also that the discourse surrounding it would be legendary

[joeyclaire]

who is jerma

[pranksterrjesus]

heyyyy so like, I KNOW i’ve been gone for a while. i’ve been pretty busy w life, college, and work. just the vibes yk? unfortunately the vibes are not good…ANYWAYS, i’m thinking about posting art here, bc i want to try to make more digital art and improve. i’ve been more active on twitter, but i don’t think i’m comfortable enough to post what it is yet. i’ve also become a twitch streamer in the past 2 years of my absence, so that’s fun. my interests have also changed! i’m still what you would consider multifandom, so i’ll be listing my new fandoms soon!

[zeroaskers]

[chicinlicin]

that’s my secret. all my OCs are me

[leave-her-a-tome]

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[estroberri]

I brought my dio figure to thecon i was tabling at and he turned into fucking shrine. $13.75 raked in all by himself. What a fucking legend ✨

[exile-in-crimson]

This is the money DIO

Reblog to not only bless yourself with money in the near future, but also to reject you humanity!