Tamber Fleek

Zacar finished his drink right before him so when the wizard in his lap put his cup down, he couldn’t help the lopsided grin that appeared across his face. He gave a nod before wrapping his arms around him and standing. While keeping him pinned to his chest, he began to make his way up the stares to his room. “Let’s make you real good…” he whispered as he fumbled in his pocket for the key to his room.

The young wizard couldn't help the warm smile that tugged at his features as he hooked his legs around the other man and let him carry him up the stairs. He wasn't very heavy, luckily, so it wasn't exactly difficult. Once they reached the door to the room he cool me down, bouncing excitedly on his heels as the other unlocked the door before pulling him inside. He was so glad Zacar still liked him.

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It is done! The Modern Male Witch: Kitchen is here! :D

He is a bit messy, but he can always find what he’s looking for, even when some things in his kitchen get a mind of their own. There’s a different fragrance in the air every day <3

This is the third piece in my Modern Male Witch Project.

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eerieelle

Stoner trying to flirt: “you wanna smoke?”

School-Related Sentence Starters

Everyday

“Did we have homework?”

“Please be my lab partner.”

“Can I borrow a pencil?”

“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”

“Can I copy off of you real quick?”

“Do you think the teacher is hot?”

“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”

“Do you think the new kid is hot?”

“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”

“You are…so dumb…”

“Was Shakespeare gay?”

“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”

“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”

“Can I borrow your notes?”

“This class is so boring…”

“Am I in the right classroom?”

“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”

“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”

“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”

“I can’t wait to graduate…”

“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

“I forgot about the midterm.”

“I’m gonna FAIL.”

“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”

“Please help me study.”

“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”

“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”

“I live at the library now.”

“Do you need help with the chapter?”

“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”

“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”

“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”

“Do you even know how to read?”

“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”

“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”

“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”

“Sleep is for the weak.”

“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”

“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”

“Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

“What’s for lunch?”

“Please trade lunches with me.”

“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”

“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”

“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”

“I would kill for a taco right now.”

“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”

“There’s pizza today.”

“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”

“Ugh, this is expired.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”

“Did you make this?”

“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”

“I made brownies.”

“Let’s eat outside today.”

“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”

“You’re in my seat.”

“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

“I can’t run for my life.”

“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”

“Why do you look so red?”

“I’m DYING.”

“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”

“I can’t run anymore.”

“Your team is going DOWN.”

“Are you okay?!”

“You really suck at this, don’t you?”

“Think fast!”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I dare you to race me.”

“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

“I HATE these pants/skirts.”

“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”

“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”

“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”

“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”

“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”

“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”

“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”

“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”

“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”

“Class rings are overrated.”

“We should totally get matching hoodies.”

“What show/movie is your shirt from?”

“I can see your underwear.”

Detention

“Wanna skip?”

“I can’t believe I’m in here.”

“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”

“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”

“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”

“Fuck the police.”

“They put me in here just for being late…”

“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”

“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”

“You look like you don’t belong in here.”

“This is prison.”

“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”

“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”

“All I did was a little graffiti.”

“I’m taking a nap.”

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I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

It wasn’t the strongest he could have bought but it was enough, he was sure. Last time he offered him the hardest, the night has not so good… Zacar gave a small smile and watched him drink as his hands absentmindedly caressed his hip and thighs. “There you go, you look better already~”

he hiccupped softly, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand as he put the empty glass down with a clink. His somewhat tanned thighs flushed under the darker man’s touch, and he bit his lip softly as he rocked on top of the man.

“….I think I still need some comforting.” the blonde mumbled softly, trying to keep his tone as light and innocent as possible as he shifted in Zacar’s lap. His tanned cheeks were flushing a rosy red as well.

“Maybe one more drink then up to my room?” He asked and wit a small smirk, waved for the bartender to get them two more cups of the same alcoholic drink. He handed Tamber one before downing his own cup. This was going to be a better night, he was sure.

He smiled at the invitation, taking the glass he was offered and nuzzling forward into the man. "That sounds great." He hummed, lifting the bitter beverage to his lips and taking slow gulps from it. When it was empty, he pushed it back down onto the table.

"Finished!"

It wasn’t the strongest he could have bought but it was enough, he was sure. Last time he offered him the hardest, the night has not so good… Zacar gave a small smile and watched him drink as his hands absentmindedly caressed his hip and thighs. “There you go, you look better already~”

he hiccupped softly, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand as he put the empty glass down with a clink. His somewhat tanned thighs flushed under the darker man’s touch, and he bit his lip softly as he rocked on top of the man.

“....I think I still need some comforting.” the blonde mumbled softly, trying to keep his tone as light and innocent as possible as he shifted in Zacar’s lap. His tanned cheeks were flushing a rosy red as well.

He gave a soft smile and held his hand, fingers laced together. “You fell for someone who kills on a near weekly basis and is an outcast…you listened and cared for me… It’s only fair I listen and care for you. And of course you did nothing wrong.” As he spoke, he ruffled his hair, hoping to help him cheer up.

He blinked tears out of his eyes, nodding and leaning forward to press his soft pink lips against the drow’s.

“Thank you…I’ve missed you, Zacar.” he murmured, shifting his body on top of Zacar’s to wrap his slender legs around the larger man’s waist.

“I’ve missed you to, Tamber.” he whispered back as he kissed him back. He reached around him to rub his lower back gently before reaching out to retreave his nearly forgotten drink. He pulled it around and offered it to him. “Need a drink, my friend?” He asked with a soft chuckle.

Tamber nodded, his blonde curls bouncing around his face as he eagerly took the drink in his hands.

“Thank you.” he mumbled, taking it and tipping his head back sharply. the burn hit the back of his throat, making him wince before he gulped it down.

He gave a soft smile and held his hand, fingers laced together. “You fell for someone who kills on a near weekly basis and is an outcast…you listened and cared for me… It’s only fair I listen and care for you. And of course you did nothing wrong.” As he spoke, he ruffled his hair, hoping to help him cheer up.

He blinked tears out of his eyes, nodding and leaning forward to press his soft pink lips against the drow’s.

“Thank you...I’ve missed you, Zacar.” he murmured, shifting his body on top of Zacar’s to wrap his slender legs around the larger man’s waist.

He gave a small sigh at the news and nodded. “I see… Not only an accident but in self defense…it’s okay, Tamber…sometimes deals go wrong…” At that moment, a thought hit him and he couldn’t stop himself from asking. “Have you…ever killed before?”

he looked momentarily uncomfortable, pressing his face into Zacar’s neck. “I have, just…I mean, I’ve killed kobolds, and orcs, and other people who attacked us. when we were, like, on the open sea, and attacked. Or other people I was traveling with were being attacked. But…?” But it felt different. He’d gone in planning to get rid of those guys, and this had been largely accidental. “It feels different, it was just a guy who owned a shop.” he shrugged weakly.

He usually tried to go out of his way to avoid outright murdering people, but this time there hadn’t really been a choice. “I got shot, and one of my companions shot the man back in retaliation. Through the chest with a bolt of his own. The man was almost dead, and my friend shouted at me to finish him off…” he let out a long, slow breath like a deflating balloon.

“Then peer pressure… I understand now.” He said softly as he hugged him again. “It’s okay…it was not your fault…your okay…the mans accident caused a misunderstanding and… It’ll be okay…” He was not the best at comforting but he hopped what he said would help the other. He kissed his forehead again as he rubbed his back again.

he gave a slow nod, lifting his face to give the other a small, thankful smile. “I’m glad you’re not mad at me....you don’t think I did anything wrong...” he breathed softly, reaching for Zacar’s hand to lace their fingers together.

He gave a small sigh at the news and nodded. “I see… Not only an accident but in self defense…it’s okay, Tamber…sometimes deals go wrong…” At that moment, a thought hit him and he couldn’t stop himself from asking. “Have you…ever killed before?”

he looked momentarily uncomfortable, pressing his face into Zacar’s neck. “I have, just...I mean, I’ve killed kobolds, and orcs, and other people who attacked us. when we were, like, on the open sea, and attacked. Or other people I was traveling with were being attacked. But...?” But it felt different. He’d gone in planning to get rid of those guys, and this had been largely accidental. “It feels different, it was just a guy who owned a shop.” he shrugged weakly.

He usually tried to go out of his way to avoid outright murdering people, but this time there hadn’t really been a choice. “I got shot, and one of my companions shot the man back in retaliation. Through the chest with a bolt of his own. The man was almost dead, and my friend shouted at me to finish him off...” he let out a long, slow breath like a deflating balloon.

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commission that turned out nice

#nsfw

The young wizard slumped against him once he felt the light tingles running through his body, practically crumpling in his grasp. He closed his eyes, letting his head loll onto Zacar’s shoulder so he could look up at the drow with heavy, half-lidded eyes.

“I……k—– a –n.” he whispered, making a face and clearing his throat when he realized he’d spoken too quietly. “K-killed….a man. He was a shopkeeper. Things got out of hand, and I didn’t mean to, but I…”

Zacar bit his lip. He personally didn’t think it was that bad but it seemed that this might have been a near traumatic event for his wizard friend. He bit back any retorts he might accidently say before kissing his forehead and hugged him. “Shhhh, it’s okay… You didn’t mean to… And I’m sure it was all an accident…am I right?” He asked, trying to help relax him.

He relaxed further against the man. nuzzling into him rather than slumping on top of him like some sort of lifeless doll. “Yes, it was...I...I was only trying to haggle. He shot me with a crossbow...” his words were soft, and he moved a hand to rub lightly at his chest through the clothes he wore. “But I still....I shouldn’t have...”