So, I had a thought. Actually, I’ve had a lot of thoughts. And they would not leave me alone. So here we are.
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So, I had a thought. Actually, I’ve had a lot of thoughts. And they would not leave me alone. So here we are.
I’m sorry to be bringing politics in here but I need to address this.
So…..article 13 has passed. No more freedom in the internet for Europe. But this will not go into effect immediately. It will take each member state two years to so your memes, art, videos and such are still ok for now. So in the meantime, here’s what you can do: if you live in any EU state/country, there will be elections coming up in May. Which means you will have a chance to vote out all the greedy people who voted for this. If you know anyone who lives there, contact them ASAP. We may have lost the fight, BUT we have not lost the war. Just like with Net Neutrality in the US. If we vote for the right people, who knows how much they could fix this mess and possibly write article 13 in a way that actually works for both politicians and the public. It’s not the end everyone, keep your head held high and we might just win this digital war.
Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.
(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning”)
“Yes you’re going back into the Underdark.”
“Yes you have to stop crying”
-me (the dm) to my party of new players
Cry harder
dnd item: a pack of cards that lets you speak any language…….. as long as you’re playing a card game
facilitates gambling negotiations and not much else
*sits down in the middle of the floor and starts playing solitaire* ok so everyone listening? here’s what’s up–
A card game of War.
Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭
the mood for 2019
can you feel it…..soon………..the final hours between 20gayteen and 20biteen………………the gay solstice when we are at our most powerful…………..
IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE
Xylitol would pull an orange beaded necklace out of his bag, saying, “Well, if we’re having a bit of fun, then I am going to go all out. Let me know when you’re clear of the outpost.”
Xylitol would have let go when they got to the stables, but still be following as a shadow when he went back to normal. “Well, I didn’t exactly know if Silica would be fine with me riding, so I did the next best thing for me… How is the General by the way?”
He pulled off his bag and stretched it open to form the door, opening it to reveal the general inside
Xylitol would pull an orange beaded necklace out of his bag, saying, “Well, if we’re having a bit of fun, then I am going to go all out. Let me know when you’re clear of the outpost.”
He eyed the beads and tilted his head a bit. “What are those…?”
“This is a Necklace of Fireballs. Basically the spell fireball for non-casters, each bead is one cast. However, they ignite if they receive too much fire damage. I keep them in a bag of holding just in case, and i’ve found that they make rather wonderful landmines, grenades, just stuff you could use explosives for. Using a whole necklace can typically take out a rather strong wall.”
He would start taking beads off as they moved, leaving them in certain spots. “Leaving them no more than 15ft apart from each other allows for a chain of explosions too. Once we’re out, i’ll use the last bead and it should give our pursuers something more important to deal with.”
“Huh, sounds useful…” He mumbled as the wall near them suddenly exploded. Silica gave a snarl making the guards back off as Zacar got on his back. “Or one basilisk can do the same damage. Our rides here!”
He would laugh a bit and toss a handful of the beads at the few he had put out, then use the last one to set them all off, blowing up about half of the General’s quarters. The guards would mostly go to check on the General, only a few remaining to deal with them.
“Alright, let’s go then!” Xylitol would then go with Zacar, not certain if Silica would let him ride on his back, so he would turn into a living shadow and hold onto Zacar’s shoulders, not touching Silica in the process.
He took notice of the shadow and grinned as he rode silica out of there and back to the tavern and the stables behind them. Silica knew where to go as if he had done it a million times before, ducking under the cloth like door and curling up in his stall. Zacar dismounted, went inside, paid for a room and went in before sighing. "Ya can hop off now."
Minecraft emoji asks
🏃♀️Do you prefer to walk or sprint?
🐴 Favourite horse pattern?
🐺 Do you tend to tame wolves?
🐯 Do you tend to tame ocelots?
🦅 Favourite parrot colour?
🐈 Favourite cat colour (1.14)?
🕸 Do you kill spiders once they’re passive or leave them?
🐾 Favourite passive mob?
🌵 How do you defend your base?
🌲Favourite tree and type of wood?
🌾 Do you farm above ground or under cover?
🌷Favourite flower?
🌙 Do you spend time outside at night?
💤 Do you sleep every night?
🌍 Favourite biome?
🍗 What is your preferred source of food?
🎂 Do you tend to make cakes or more complicated food like pies or stew?
🏹 Bow and arrow or sword?
🎼 Favourite Music disc?
🗺 Do you make and use maps?
🏝Island craft or play on the mainland?
🌋 How do you deal with lava? Do you use it in your builds?
🛤 Do you build minerails? What do you use them for?
⛲️ Do you use water in your builds?
🏛 What architecture style do you build in most?
📷 Do you make gifs or share screenshots?
💎 What do you use diamonds for?
💡What is your preferred source of lighting?
🛏 What colour is your bed? (Or the one you sleep in most).
🛋 Do you build furniture for your base?
🎁 Bonus chest or no bonus chest?
❤️ Do you keep your health at max all the time?
🔱 Thoughts on the aquatic update?
🐠 Do you have a favourite tropical fish?
🔈 What sound settings do you play with? Do you play with subtitles?
🏳️ Do you use banners in your builds? Do you have a favourite dye pattern?
💀 Favourite hostile mob? Least favourite hostile mob?
🎒 What items do you typically keep on your hotbar?
🏆 What level are you on the world/ server you play on most?
🎨 Do you tend to play on creative or survival?
🖼 Do you like the default paintings? Do you have a favourite?
🔥 Have you ever had a base burn down?
💦 What particle settings do you play with?
🥕 Do you have a favourite crop?
🌐 Do you prefer to play alone or on a server?
💰 Do you trade with villagers often?
⚰️ How often do you tend to die?
🔮 Do you tend to enchant things? What are your favourite enchantments?
🍽 Do you watch your hunger level vigilantly or let it get low?
🍵 Do you like to use potions?
🐖 How much time do you spend in the nether?
🐉 Do you put much emphasis on reaching The End?
✌️ Do you ever play on peaceful? What mode do you prefer?
🐬 Do you give dolphins blocks to play with?
⚒ Do you play with or without mods? Which mods do you use?
📅 How long have you been playing minecraft?
🕹 Which edition do you play? If you play java, which version is your favourite? Which version do you typically play on?
▶️ Do you watch any minecraft YouTubers?
📦 What kind of storage system do you use? (Or describe your storage setup).
🚪 Favourite door or trap doors?
👕 What does your current skin look like?
🧚♀️ Do you like to use elytra?
⛏ Favourite building block?
NSFW ban fail
Reblog if you’re still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. I’m still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.
This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!
Dear lord, this is so fucking cute. How dare you!
Merchants in low-level towns be like: > Potion (3 Gold) > Fishing Rod (5 Gold) > Great Fishing Rod (50 Gold) > Fresh Fish (5 Gold) > Whip of Bakunawa, Serpent of the Eclipse (50,000 Gold)
Merchants in high level towns be like:
> armour of the gods (500,000 gold)
> potion of ultimate healing (1,000 gold)
> sword of the ancient ones (100,000,000,000 gold)
> cheese wheel (10 gold)
Traveling merchants be like:
> potion of stamina (100 gold)
> fantasy weed (300 gold)
> shield with a duck painted on it that you cannot buy anywhere else (100,000 gold)
> kazoo (must be pickpocketed)
bartenders be like:
> Ale (5 gold)
> Wine (18 gold)
> Elven Fruit Wine (55 gold)
> Elixir of Boundless Wisdom (8,476 gold)
> Mead (7 gold)
Xylitol would pull an orange beaded necklace out of his bag, saying, “Well, if we’re having a bit of fun, then I am going to go all out. Let me know when you’re clear of the outpost.”
He eyed the beads and tilted his head a bit. “What are those…?”
“This is a Necklace of Fireballs. Basically the spell fireball for non-casters, each bead is one cast. However, they ignite if they receive too much fire damage. I keep them in a bag of holding just in case, and i’ve found that they make rather wonderful landmines, grenades, just stuff you could use explosives for. Using a whole necklace can typically take out a rather strong wall.”
He would start taking beads off as they moved, leaving them in certain spots. “Leaving them no more than 15ft apart from each other allows for a chain of explosions too. Once we’re out, i’ll use the last bead and it should give our pursuers something more important to deal with.”
"Huh, sounds useful..." He mumbled as the wall near them suddenly exploded. Silica gave a snarl making the guards back off as Zacar got on his back. "Or one basilisk can do the same damage. Our rides here!"
Xylitol would pull an orange beaded necklace out of his bag, saying, “Well, if we’re having a bit of fun, then I am going to go all out. Let me know when you’re clear of the outpost.”
He eyed the beads and tilted his head a bit. "What are those...?"
Xylitol would sigh, but end up smiling as he became visible, putting one of his katana’s through a guard’s chest. He would join Zacar and say, “Get the target, i’ll cover you.”
Given that he was a shadow assassin, he had a few tricks ready. He put a hand into the shadows, then swiped it across the open air, causing a smoke-like shadow to form and start providing them visual cover in that direction.
Zacar looked at him “I gothim already! Damn guard set off the alarm when I thought I killed him! Let’s go!” He yelled as he threw up his hand. The shadows that he had produced then became thicker and darker, forming a wall of darkness that the guards couldn’t see in at all. “Let’s move!!
Xylitol would chuckle and comment, “Oh I like that.” then he would go join Zacar.
“The path we took to get in here will be filled with guards. Got a plan to get out? Or will we need to keep up the shadows and darkness to try and slip out?”
"I got an idea~" he said with a grin. After a moment he put his fingers together and blew.
Outside the wall, Silica heard the whistle and let out a roar, charging in. Were they were, they could hear the beast coming.