Gopher Jewel

Ask the Glittering jewel anything! Probably will post fanfics and other random stuff

[kittyball23]

I just gotta say I love that thing Octavius does where he silently agrees with and/or goes along with whatever Jed's saying

Bonus? Nah, I'm counting it:

[glitteringjewl]

Hey it's me bytz ahahhahaahahaa

hehehehheheehehehehehehheehhehehhe, I’m going to throw Larry in your direction at 80 mph

[ahkmenrah]

[zzoupz]

give us a knightguard scrap for pride month and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

im back in the fucking building again

[glitteringjewl]

I wrote my first ever kinda explicit fic, this is also my first fanfic with romance. All hail Knight guard

In this universe Larry didn’t lose his job

Tonight the museum was like it always is, except it’s storming this night in New York. Larry being a broke father still went to work on this day. He walked in and sighed to himself, “Stupid fucking governmental money construct.” He got everything ready to prepare for the waking of the exhibits.

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Lancelot looked at Larry from far away. Being the freaked out night guard Larry threw his flashlight at the presence he felt, hit the knight square in the nose that had been melted years before. “OH SHIT! Lance I am so SORRY, I thought you were a loin that was going to eat me!” The nervous man spoke. The knight spoke up, “it’s fine Larry, I shouldn’t have snuck up on you.”

Abruptly the power went out because of the storm outside. “Fuckkkkkk, I’m going to the power room to see if I can fix anything.” The night guard spoke, knowing damn well he won’t be able to do anything. “You should have someone to protect you down there from all those open wires.” The bisexual man said, as he grabbed the discarded flashlight.

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“Lance grab that wire, keep it in your hand.” The non wax man directed. The knight responded, “being bossy I see how about you turn around foolish guard.” Larry turned around and saw a cheeky smile on the other’s face. “You want to kiss that’s what it is? Really, I have to fix the po-“ Larry suddenly gets cut off by the knight capturing his lips roughly in a kiss. “Larry I am very sorry, but do you think we could continue in a more explicit way?” The knight looks at the guard who responds with a curse followed by a yes.

“Where do I put the cord you told me to keep… WAIT! Could I please wrap it around you?” The night guard looks at the man that’s staring at him with the cutest eyes, Larry gives in. “Where do I start to wrap the cords around you? I want this to be very pleasurable for you.. My…. My guardian…” Larry looks surprised at the nickname then responds, “First, tie the wires around all my limbs. Second, WHEN DID YOU GIVE PET NAMES, and why guardian?” Lancelot looks at Larry then whispers, “Because you protected me from killing everyone and myself on that night.”

Lancelot takes the non-connected wire and starts wrapping it around Larry’s body. “Could I unzip your pants, so we can get more on with this?” The cautious knight asks his partner. Larry nods, his hands tied above his head make it hard for him to focus. Larry is looking up when he hears his zipper unravel. “Larry… MY GOD, you are bigger than I expected.” Larry looks at Lancelot because he didn’t think it was that impressive. “Are you just pulling my leg you shitty ass knight?” Lancelot looks offended at Larry’s words and replies, “Now why would I joke about that, you really are big in my book. I want to deep throat that cock of yours so I never forget the shape, I want to do so much more than just that.” 

Lancelot drags his index finger down Larry’s cock, just to put the same finger in his mouth. At the contact Larry try’s to shift though his body is confined by the wire, he looks at Lancelot who is moving his mouth closer to his crotch. The knight takes the guard’s length into his mouth, and starts a rhythm. Larry is a mess as he can’t use his limbs to direct Lance’s movements. 

Once Larry finishes inside Lancelot’s mouth, he gets untied my the wax man. “Was that nice my guardian I would happily do this again with you, if you would like.” Larry gives Lancelot a kiss on the cheek then responds, “I would love to be in this much of a vulnerable state with you again, you truly are one of a kind.” They leave the power room without fixing anything or putting back any of the strayed wires.

The next night Larry sees McPhee when he walks in for another day at work. “WHY THE FUCK WERE THERE WIRES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR IN THE ELECTRICITY ROOM DALEY?!” Larry gets reminded of the events of last night and keeps his head down for most of the day.

[saninmint]

That time of year again!!!

[glitteringjewl]

because it is pride month I present the gays under a rainbow at Niagara Falls

[glitteringjewl]

Sometimes I remember that me and movie Jedediah are two different kinds of southern, but idc I’ll still give him head cannons that reflect my childhood