Happy Valentine’s to my muse tm. Genuinely haven’t drawn anybody but him for like six months straight.
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Happy Valentine’s to my muse tm. Genuinely haven’t drawn anybody but him for like six months straight.
psych ward shidou x reader
you’re minding your business at the courtyard when a tan man with ombre hair approaches you.
“hey there, beautiful. my name’s ryusei.”
“shut the fuck up, i’m not here to make friends,” you say, flipping through another page in your book.
“oh yeah, i love ‘em feisty!” his pupils practically form into hearts as he takes a seat next to you, making you sigh heavily. “what are you in for, baby? hold on, lemme guess…” he holds up a finger as you stare at him, his eyes scanning you. “it can’t be an eating disorder ‘cause that ass is fat!” he points over at you, hooting like a maniac in an attempt to hype himself up.
“can you leave me alone, pink tips?” you scowl.
“oh, i got a pink tip for you, alright,” he smirks, nodding to himself proudly before you smack him with a book.
“nurse!” you yell out.
“you smacked me and you’re snitching?!” he says, looking at you with sad puppy dog eyes as the nurses pull you two apart.
ima make this a series this is sooo fun i love writing for unhinged characters
The first thing Michael Kaiser noticed about you was that you were impossible to read.
As the assistant of Bastard München's manager, you carry clipboards, schedules, medical reports and enough patience to survive an entire team of football players with inflated egos.
Especially one particular striker.
"Kaiser, media room. Five minutes."
Your voice is calm.
Kaiser looks up from the bench, flashing his signature grin.
"Aw, already missing me? You could've just said so."
"...Your interview starts in five minutes."
Kaiser clicks his tongue dramatically.
"Tough."
You simply walk away without another word.
"...She really doesn't like you," Isagi mutters.
Kaiser scoffs.
"Impossible."
"She doesn't react to anything you do."
"That's because," Kaiser stands, smoothing his hair back with practiced elegance, "she's intimidated."
Over the following weeks, Kaiser doubles his efforts.
He starts by greeting you every morning with, "Good morning, beautiful."
And you merely reply with, "Training starts in twelve minutes."
"...You're killing me."
"Not my job description."
Even Ness has started laughing at Kaiser's repeated failures.
"You've been rejected thirty-two times."
"I haven't been rejected. I am simply... playing the long game."
Then... one afternoon, after training, the floor near the equipment room has just been mopped, you round the corner while carrying several folders.
And of course, your foot slips.
Everything happened at once. The folders flew into the air. And just before you hit the floor—
An arm wraps securely around your waist.
"...Careful."
Kaiser's voice. Close, very close.
Your eyes meet, his face was only inches away.
Your heartbeat stops.
Then explodes and your entire face turns bright red. And also a tiny squeak actually escapes your mouth.
You slap both hands over your lips.
Kaiser freezes.
"...You squeaked."
"I did not."
"You absolutely did."
"I refuse to acknowledge it."
Your ears are scarlet.
You gently push yourself away from him before crouching to gather the papers as if absolutely nothing has happened.
"I appreciate your assistance."
Your voice is still composed, but your face absolutely isn't.
Kaiser remains standing there as the slowest, cockiest grin spreads across his face.
From that day onward, Michael Kaiser becomes unbearable.
Kaiser starts walking around the training camp like he has won the Champions League.
You, meanwhile, are pretending none of it has happened.
Which only inflates his ego further.
But then reality punch him in the face.
Because Kurona suddenly skips over and cheerfully pokes your cheek.
You jump and your face explodes into another blush.
"S-sorry—"
Kurona smiles.
"You're so easy to surprise."
And then he skips away.
Kaiser slowly turns toward Ness.
"...What."
Ness looks at him, then looked at you, then back at Kaiser.
"...I don't think you're special."
Surely not because five minutes later Isagi accidentally brushes your hand while taking a stack of documents.
"Oh, sorry."
Another blush, another tiny squeak, another awkward apology from you.
Kaiser stares as his eye twitches.
PThe following hours only make it worse.
Raichi pats your shoulder? Blush.
Yukimiya thanks you and lightly squeeze your hand? Blush.
Hiori fixes a loose strand of your hair because it had gotten caught in your ID badge? Your soul nearly leaves your body.
Kaiser finally snaps.
"What exactly is wrong with you?"
You blink. "...Excuse me?"
"You blush at everyone."
You frown thoughtfully. "...Oh."
"THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?!"
You look surprisingly embarrassed. "I don't mean to."
"You literally turned red because Isagi handed you a pen."
"...His hands are nice."
"...His WHAT?"
You realize what you have admitted.
"I... I appreciate aesthetically pleasing physiques."
"What?"
You sigh.
"I simply... like looking. Admiring the view."
Kaiser stares.
You continue speaking in the same calm tone one would use while discussing the weather.
"I enjoy admiring well-built shoulders, defined forearms, hands, collarbones, back muscles. But I'm very professional."
"You just listed half the male anatomy."
"I keep those thoughts to myself."
"You literally just told me."
"Because you asked."
Kaiser finally realises that you weren't blushing because of him. You admire everyone.
And the realization physically wounds his pride.
The next morning he walks into training looking personally betrayed by the universe.
Ness raises an eyebrow.
"You look awful."
"...She likes muscles."
"...You have muscles."
"...She likes everyone's muscles and this is unacceptable."
Ness immediately recognizeds that tone.
"I refuse to lose."
Kaiser watches you from across the field.
You are writing something on your clipboard with your usual impassive expression, completely unaware of the crisis unfolding inside Germany's greatest narcissist.
His eyes narrows.
"So..." A slow grin returns to his face. "If she appreciates beautiful men... Then I'll simply become the most beautiful man she wants to admire."
Across the field, you happen to glance up just as Kaiser pulls his shirt over his head after training.
For exactly one second, your face instantly heats. Then you quietly look back down at your clipboard.
"...Stay professional." You whispered to yourself. "...Please stay professional."
Unfortunately for you, Michael Kaiser saw that.
And the triumphant grin stretching across his face can probably be seen from space.
"Oh?" He laughs to himself. "So I still have a chance."
The competition has never officially existed. But in Michael Kaiser's mind—
He has already declared himself as your future favorite soccer player and he's not gonna back down ever.
♡ ghost of you ──
જ⁀➴ a sae itoshi oneshot. 5.1k words
warning: contains elements like grief, loss, trauma, miscarriage, and more. recommended for 18+. if you feel uncomfortable, please read away, not for the lighthearted
synopsis: in which sae itoshi is haunted not by loss, but by erasure—forced to remember a girl the universe has already decided he doesn’t deserve to keep.
instead of dying in a single moment, you begin to disappear from sae’s life slowly, piece by piece.
at first, your texts go unanswered. then your voice begins to fade from the voicemails. photos lose your face, and his memories blur: the color of your eyes, the sound of your laughter, the way you said his name, until all that is left is an aching void where you once lived.
it is not death nor an erasure, and sae is the only one who still remembers you.
as he chases the truth, no one believes you ever existed. not rin. not even your friends. even your name yields nothing when searched, as if the world itself has forgotten you.
but somewhere in his apartment, under a loose floorboard, he finds a page—it was your handwriting.
“if one day you forget me, i hope it hurts. i hope you feel it in your bones.”
because it wasn’t the world that forgot you.
it was him.
and the universe is giving him what he deserves: a lifetime remembering the girl he let fall apart while he was too proud to love you right.
holy fucking shit
I’ve been staring at him for so long that I feel pregnant
❖ 『𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌, 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌, 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒚』 ❖
summary: matching your boyfriend, shidou's freak.
character involved: ryusei shidou
notes: VERY SUGGESTIVE, description of kinks or wtv, reader is a freak, shidou is a freak, foul language, may be ooc, ryusae mentioned(?)
inspo: request from anon❤
if he’s not like this I don’t want him
I’ve heard people deny the headcanons of shidous dick being tan but let’s bsfr It’s prob tan from running around naked or smn.
『𝐼 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔』
𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚: 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑟 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚.
𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔: 𝑠𝑎𝑒, 𝑘𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑟, ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑜, 𝑙𝑜𝑘𝑖, 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑜𝑢, 𝑦𝑢𝑘𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑦𝑎, 𝑎𝑖𝑘𝑢, 𝑛𝑜𝑒𝑙, 𝑏𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦
Warnings: 𝑉𝐸𝑅𝑌 𝑆𝑈𝐺𝐺𝐸𝑆𝑇𝐼𝑉𝐸, 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑙 𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑔𝑒, 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠 (𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑢𝑘𝑘𝑖), 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ/𝑠𝑢𝑖 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦'𝑠, 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑒 𝑜𝑜𝑐
𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒑𝒐: 𝑖 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑎𝑛, 𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑤𝑒 𝑏𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑝𝑝.
𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝟏 | 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝟐
best message fic I’ve ever seen fr
꩜ ◞ how fandom accidentally englishes names
preface ꩜ good evening this is different from my usual stuff (actual fanfiction, larping, and schizoposting) but i really wanted to explore something that's been bothering me for quite some time and thought this would serve useful especially fanfic writers. so um i hope you don't mind this small yap. tldr is down below if too lazy 2 read
಄ ⋆ PRELIMINARIES / ABSTRACT
this post examines the tendency of English-speaking fandom to reinterpret Japanese naming conventions through English-speaking linguistic frameworks. i will be using several different forms of Eastern media, such as Jujutsu Kaisen for case study. i'll be exploring why epithets are frequently mistaken for personal names, how Japanese naming works, how translation contributes to this misaligned phenomenon, and why these reinterpretations become normalized through fandom. while truthfully, triggered by one particularly frustrating fanfiction, i'll be arguing that the issue reflects a broader linguistic pattern rather than isolated author error.
Some people rly need to read this bc when I’m reading a fanfic and someone calls Nobara, for example, by her first name after .2 seconds of knowing her it pmo
“𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐭𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐳 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝 💔”
a/n: this is for giggles only, no serious allegations 😭
also i will not be watching the world cup anymore IDCCC I WANTED MBAPPE TO WIN so i will be finding out match results through social media and through anyone who would like to update me
synopsis: their digital footprint.
ft. isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, bachira meguru, shidou ryusei, karasu tabito, kaiser michael, ness alexis
isagi yoichi
there is a video somewhere on facebook (uploaded by his mom in glorious 240p quality) of 6 year old isagi standing in front of his elementary school class with a bowlcut so tragic that it genuinely looked like someone balanced a mixing bowl on his head before attacking it with kitchen scissors, confidently announcing that his dream was "to become the strongest dinosaur." not soccer player. DINOSAUR.
when his teacher gently reminded him that dinosaurs were extinct, little isagi burst into tears and yelled, "then i'll be the first one back." every birthday, his mother comments "my little t-rex 🦖💙" under his instagram posts, and his teammates have absolutely found the original video.
during middle school he went through an intense motivational quote phase where every single one of his posts was a blurry sunset with captions like "winners never quit. quitters never win. #grind #mindset #dreambig" despite the fact that he was literally 13 years old and had homework due the next day.
bachira once unearthed the account and now randomly sends him screenshots whenever isagi starts giving tactical speeches. "weren't you the one who said 'pain is weakness leaving the body' after failing your math quiz?"
he accidentally replied "love you too ❤️" to his dentist (he thought it was his mom) after they texted "see you next week!" and didn't realize until 3 days later. he changed dentists.
his first email address was something like [email protected] because 12 year old isagi believed there was a chance nike would email him directly.
his mom still owns a video of him trying to recreate a bicycle kick in the backyard, completely missing the ball, flipping over anyway, and somehow kicking himself in the forehead. you can hear her trying not to laugh behind the camera while asking if he's okay. he responds with a thumbs up before immediately starting to cry.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ chain reaction
shidou ryusei x afab!reader
warnings. scientist!reader, school friends-to-lovers, mutual obliviousness, eccentric partners in crime, controlled laboratory chaos, swearing, very affectionate shidou, public declarations, pure fluff ♡
word count. ~4.6k
ryusei follows the sound of an explosion into your laboratory and discovers a girl just as thrilled by dangerous possibilities as he is. somewhere between volatile experiments, impossible goals, and months spent encouraging each other’s worst ideas, neither of you notices that the greatest chain reaction has been building between you two all along.
── .✦
The first time Shidou Ryusei enters your laboratory, he follows the sound of something exploding.
Technically, it is not an explosion. You will spend a considerable portion of your friendship correcting him on that point, although the distinction becomes difficult to defend when a sharp crack rings through the science building and sends a flock of birds scattering from the roof.
Most students would hear the noise and hurry in the opposite direction.
Ryusei appears in the doorway less than ten seconds later, one hand braced against the frame and a look of delighted curiosity spreading across his face.
You stand safely behind a clear protective screen with your goggles secured over your eyes, watching vivid violet foam climb from a glass container and spill into the broad tray beneath it. Mist curls toward the ventilation hood, the whiteboard behind you is crowded with hurried calculations, and a triumphant laugh escapes you as the reaction swells far beyond the line you marked earlier.
Ryusei’s gaze moves from the overflowing container to your face.
His grin slowly stretches wider.
“That was fucking beautiful.”
You push your goggles onto your head and turn toward him, still clutching your clipboard against your chest. His football uniform is streaked with grass, sweat darkens the roots of his blond-and-pink hair, and his pale eyes shine with the unmistakable excitement of someone who has just discovered a new form of entertainment.
“You aren’t supposed to be in here.”
“Do it again.”
“That isn’t how experiments work.”
“Then make the next one bigger.”
The suggestion should irritate you. You have spent weeks planning the reaction, and this strange boy has reduced all your work to make it bigger without even asking what you were trying to prove.
Instead, the corner of your mouth begins to rise.
Ryusei notices immediately.
He crosses the threshold without waiting for permission, weaving between the laboratory tables as though he has never encountered a room he could not make himself comfortable inside. His attention jumps from the bubbling foam to the rows of glass containers until he stops beside the enclosed chamber prepared for your next trial.
“What does this do?” You follow his gaze toward the switch beneath his hovering fingers.
“It changes what happens inside the chamber.”
“What happens if I press it?”
“At the setting I was considering?” You glance at the equipment, already imagining the result. “Something our instructor specifically told me not to attempt without supervision.”
His fingers remain poised above the switch.
“You saying I shouldn’t?”
You study him for a moment.
Anyone else might have looked nervous or suspicious. Ryusei looks almost painfully hopeful, as though you have placed the most interesting choice in the world directly in front of him.
Slowly, you set your clipboard aside.
You check that the chamber is sealed, pull the protective screen into place, and lower your goggles again. When you look at him through the clear barrier, your grin matches his completely.
“Do you want to find out?”
Ryusei becomes perfectly still.
It lasts less than a second before laughter bursts out of him, bright and delighted enough to fill the laboratory more completely than the earlier crack.
“Who the hell are you?”
You retrieve a spare pair of goggles and hold them toward him.
“Your new favorite person.”
He takes them without hesitation.
You are correct.
Ryusei becomes your unofficial laboratory assistant over the following weeks, despite possessing no qualifications beyond excellent reflexes, unreasonable enthusiasm, and a deeply concerning willingness to touch anything labelled experimental.
He begins appearing after football practice so frequently that you stop looking up when the door swings open. His arrival is usually announced by the sound of his bag hitting the floor, followed by an enthusiastic demand to know whether you have prepared anything catastrophic for him.
Your teachers object to his presence at first. Ryusei responds by memorizing the laboratory rules, passing every safety quiz placed in front of him, and becoming surprisingly competent with the equipment.
He never develops caution in the traditional sense.
He simply learns that ruining one of your experiments is far more dangerous than anything stored inside the laboratory.
“Hold this.”
You toss a clamp in his direction without looking away from the notes in front of you. Ryusei catches it one-handed and positions himself beside the table.
“What happens if I drop it?”
“You destroy three weeks of work.”
“What happens if I hold it higher?”
“The result changes.”
“And if I turn it sideways?”
You slowly lift your head. “Would you like to discover how quickly I can throw you through that window?”
His grin sharpens. “Is that part of the experiment?”
“It can be.”
“Hot.” You roll your eyes and return to your notes, although not before he catches the smile threatening the corner of your mouth. A moment later, his face appears beside yours, close enough that a loose strand of his hair brushes your temple. “You like me.”
“I like having someone expendable nearby.”
“Your favorite lab rat.”
“My only lab rat.”
“Even better.”
He presses a quick kiss to your temple before returning to his position, apparently unaware—or entirely unconcerned—with the way your pen pauses against the paper.
Ryusei touches you as naturally as he reaches for a football. He throws an arm across your shoulders whenever you explain something that interests him, rests his chin on your head while pretending to read your observations, and wraps himself around your waist from behind whenever you spend too long focused on your work instead of him.
When an experiment succeeds, he kisses your cheek and loudly announces that you are a genius. When one fails, he does exactly the same thing, insisting that scientific disappointment requires “emergency morale procedures.”
You return his affection with equal force.
Whenever he arrives boasting about a goal, you drag stools across the laboratory and demand a complete reenactment. He uses discarded boxes to represent defenders while you draw the path of the ball across the whiteboard, and when your diagram fails to account for what he calls his “explosive genius,” he climbs onto the nearest table to argue his case.
“You turned too late,” you tell him, circling the point where his imaginary run should have failed.
“I still scored.”
“Because the goalkeeper made a terrible decision.”
“Because I’m incredible.”
“Those possibilities can coexist.”
Ryusei places a hand over his heart. “You think I’m incredible?”
“I think the goalkeeper was terrible.”
“Still heard incredible.”
You throw the marker at him.
He catches it between both hands, laughing so loudly that it echoes through the empty room.
Your own victories are never celebrated quietly either. Whenever an experiment produces something brighter or stranger than expected, you forget every expectation that a promising young scientist should behave with dignity. More than once, you have launched yourself into Ryusei’s arms while shouting about the result.
He catches you every time.
Sometimes he spins you between the tables while you laugh against his shoulder. Other times, he lifts you onto the nearest clear surface and stands between your knees while you explain everything at twice your usual speed, his hands settled around your waist and his attention fixed entirely on you.
He does not always understand the details.
He understands the look on your face.
That is enough.
The first time an instructor discovers the two of you celebrating beside a tray overflowing with bright blue foam, she stops in the doorway and closes her eyes.
“What happened?”
You immediately point at Ryusei. “His fault.”
He points at you with equal confidence. “Her idea.”
“You encouraged me.”
“You asked if I wanted to make it bigger.”
“And you said yes.”
“Obviously.”
Your instructor opens her eyes and looks between the two of you—both wearing protective goggles, both splattered with harmless blue residue, and both far too pleased with yourselves.
“I regret allowing this partnership.”
Ryusei’s arm tightens around your waist. “Hear that, scientist? We’re official.”
“Scientifically.”
“Spiritually.”
“Academically.”
“Criminally.”
You raise your hand.
He slaps his palm against yours hard enough to sting.
“Definitely criminally.”
By the time you notice that your instructor has left, the two of you are already arguing over who deserves credit for the mess.
Other people find you exhausting.
You consider this evidence that they lack imagination.
For years, teachers and classmates have insisted that someone as intelligent as you should behave with greater restraint. They expect a talented scientist to be quiet, detached, and permanently serious, as though enthusiasm might somehow diminish your competence.
Your habit of giving experiments dramatic names, narrating countdowns like rocket launches, and laughing whenever an idea becomes real in front of you is treated as something you will eventually outgrow.
Ryusei never asks you to lower your voice.
The first time you describe an ambitious project everyone else dismissed as impractical, he does not suggest choosing something simpler. He listens with his chin balanced against your shoulder and asks what you need to make it bigger.
In return, when he tells you about an impossible goal he wants to score—the angle too narrow, the movement too strange, his body twisting in a way that would make any sensible player hesitate—you never tell him to become realistic.
You ask when he plans to try it.
Some people are supposed to balance each other.
You and Ryusei prefer amplification.
“You’re completely insane,” he tells you affectionately one afternoon.
You are crouched beneath a worktable, searching for a cable, while he lies on the floor beside you for no practical reason. His goggles sit crookedly over his forehead, and his long legs block the aisle behind him.
“You followed an unidentified noise into a laboratory and trusted a stranger who handed you protective eyewear,” you reply. “I don’t think you’re qualified to diagnose anyone.”
“Best decision I ever made.”
“You also tried to taste the indicator solution.”
“It looked delicious.”
“It was hot pink.”
“Exactly.”
You slide out from beneath the table and discover his face hovering directly over yours.
“You’re lucky you’re pretty.”
His eyebrows lift. “Pretty?”
“Would you prefer handsome?”
“No. Say pretty again.”
You place your palm against his face and shove him aside. Ryusei catches your wrist before you can retreat, pressing a kiss into the center of your hand with an enormous grin.
“Love you too, scientist.”
“You say that whenever I insult you.”
“You make insults sound romantic.”
“You once told an open flame you loved it.”
“It was gorgeous.”
“You proposed to the centrifuge.”
“It knows how to move.”
You pull your hand away, although not before he threads his fingers through yours and gives them an affectionate squeeze.
Ryusei says he loves you constantly.
He says it whenever you allow him to start the final stage of an experiment, when you bring an extra drink because you knew he would appear after training, and when you threaten him for stealing your goggles. He writes it between the calculations in your notebook and shouts it from the far end of the hallway whenever he sees you leaving class.
Once, after you corrected one of his teachers so thoroughly that the man abandoned the argument, Ryusei announced in front of everyone that he intended to marry you.
Because he throws every emotion into the world at full volume, you can never tell where the performance ends.
You convince yourself that affection is merely another outlet for his endless excitement.
It is easier than admitting how desperately you want him to mean every word.
The phrase chain reaction becomes yours halfway through the school year.
You are preparing a demonstration for an upcoming science competition when Ryusei arrives with a split lip, grass stains across one knee, and the triumphant expression of someone who has just made several opponents regret challenging him.
He sits on the edge of your worktable while you arrange the materials, swinging one leg and stealing sweets from the bag beside him.
“What’s this one do?”
“One reaction starts another,” you explain. “Then that one sets off the next, and it keeps going until something finally stops it.”
He chews thoughtfully. “So one thing explodes—”
“Reacts.”
“—and makes everything else explode too.”
“That is a terrible explanation.”
“Still right.”
You glance at him. Ryusei reaches forward, catching you by the loops of your lab coat and drawing you between his knees. His hands settle comfortably around your waist while he looks up at you, pale eyes shining with the certainty of someone who has just reached a magnificent conclusion.
“That’s us.”
You stare at him. “We are not a chemical reaction.”
“You get excited, then I get excited because you’re excited, and then you get even crazier because I’m encouraging you.”
“You say that as though you aren’t the one climbing onto tables.”
“You like me on tables.”
“That is unrelated.”
His grin stretches wider. “Is my explanation wrong?”
You open your mouth.
Nothing comes out.
“Thought so.”
“You skipped almost everything important.”
“Still us.”
“An increasingly unstable situation that becomes impossible to control?”
“Exactly.” His thumbs sweep slowly over your sides. “Romantic, right?”
“Deeply concerning.”
“Same thing.”
He laughs and draws you closer until your knees bump the edge of the table.
“Chain reaction.”
You should correct him again.
Instead, your hands settle over his shoulders while warmth gathers beneath your ribs.
“An extremely volatile one.”
“The best kind.”
After that, the words become a challenge passed between you.
Before an experiment, Ryusei looks at you over the top of his goggles.
“Bad idea?”
“Catastrophic.”
“Partners?”
“In crime.”
His smile turns wild.
“Let’s explode.”
Before an important match, you ask him the same questions.
He always gives you the answer you want.
── .✦
When Blue Lock takes him away, the laboratory becomes unbearably quiet.
There are no arms suddenly appearing around your waist while you work, no demands to see the day’s most dramatic experiment, and no tall striker stretched across the floor where you are trying to walk. Your instructors seem relieved by the peace.
You hate every minute of it.
Before leaving, Ryusei comes to the laboratory in his street clothes and finds you pretending to reorganize equipment that had already been perfectly arranged for over an hour.
His invitation is folded inside his jacket.
“You’re going,” you say.
“Damn right.”
His grin is familiar, but the excitement beneath it feels sharper than usual, edged with something restless. Blue Lock promises a sealed building full of strikers willing to tear each other apart for the chance to become extraordinary.
It is exactly the kind of experiment Ryusei would willingly enter.
You would never ask him to remain contained.
Instead, you retrieve a roll of athletic tape from the table.
“Give me your wrist.”
He offers it without question.
You wrap the tape securely around him before taking a marker and writing two words across the white surface.
CHAIN REACTION
Ryusei studies them. “What’s it do?”
“Nothing.”
“Boring.”
“You’re the experiment.”
His eyes rise toward yours. “And you?”
“I’ll be observing the results.”
“You watching?”
“If they ever let you onto television.”
“They will.”
“Someone's confident.”
“I’ve got something worth exploding for.”
The words settle between you before you can ask what he means.
Then his hands close around your face, and he kisses your forehead hard enough to push you back half a step.
Another kiss lands on your left cheek.
Then your right.
“Ryusei.”
He presses one to the tip of your nose.
“You’re going to miss me.”
“The laboratory’s accident rate might improve.”
“Not what I asked.”
You catch him by the front of his jacket before he can retreat and pull him down, planting an equally loud kiss against his cheek.
Ryusei freezes.
The reaction is rare enough to qualify as a scientific breakthrough.
“You’re going to miss me too,” you tell him.
His entire expression ignites.
“Fuck, yeah.”
When he hugs you, nothing about it is restrained. His arms lock around your waist and lift you from the floor while his face disappears against your neck. You cling to him just as tightly, laughing when he begins turning the two of you in a slow circle between the worktables.
“Come back with catastrophic results,” you whisper.
He lowers you far enough to meet your gaze, his grin all teeth and promise.
“Baby, I’m gonna blow the whole experiment apart.”
── .✦
The Japan U-20 match is the first time you see him again.
You enter the stadium with no intention of behaving like a dignified observer. Several students from your science program are seated elsewhere, having learned from experience that sharing a confined public space with you during one of Ryusei’s matches is inadvisable.
The moment he steps onto the field, you are standing.
From the distance, he looks both exactly as you remember and somehow more alive than he ever did within the boundaries of your school. His body appears incapable of true stillness, every movement carrying the anticipation of something dangerous and magnificent waiting for the right moment to break free.
You shout his name despite the thousands of voices surrounding yours.
There is no reasonable possibility that he can hear you.
Still, his head turns briefly toward the stands.
For one impossible second, you think he is searching for you.
Then the match claims his attention.
Watching Ryusei play has always reminded you of waiting for something to blow.
The warning signs are all there: the growing impatience in his movements, the wild brightness in his eyes, the way every missed opportunity seems to wind him tighter. He does not become discouraged when the path to the goal closes. He becomes excited, as though the resistance only promises a more satisfying release once he finally tears through it.
You know that look.
Something inside him is waiting to ignite.
Itoshi Sae gives him the spark.
The pass rises into the penalty area at an angle that appears impossible only until Ryusei moves. There is no hesitation in him. He throws himself into the air, his body twisting backward as though gravity has personally offended him and he intends to punish it.
The noise of the stadium disappears inside your head.
For one suspended moment, he hangs above the field—wild, weightless, and grinning as though the entire stadium has become his laboratory and he is about to discover exactly how much noise one body can create.
Your hands close around the railing.
“Come on,” you breathe, a grin already spreading over your face. “Show me.”
Ryusei’s foot connects with the ball.
Everything explodes.
Sound crashes across the stadium as the net snaps behind the goalkeeper. The crowd surges to its feet, but you are already standing, screaming so loudly that pain immediately scratches at your throat.
“That’s it!”
You throw both arms into the air, laughter breaking through the shout as the enormous screen replays his body suspended above the field.
“That’s the reaction!”
People around you turn to stare.
You do not care.
On the pitch, Ryusei celebrates with the same wild joy that has filled your laboratory a hundred times. His laughter is visible even from the stands, his entire body overflowing with the release of everything that had been building inside him.
Then he begins searching.
His head turns from one section of the audience to another until his gaze reaches yours.
You know the exact second he finds you.
The fierce exhilaration remains, but recognition moves through it, transforming his grin into something warmer and far more personal.
You raise one hand and tap two fingers against your wrist, directly over the place where you had written on his tape.
Ryusei glances at his own wrist.
Then he points straight toward you.
“CHAIN REACTION, BABY!”
The stadium is too loud for you to hear him, but you read the words from his mouth easily.
Beside him, Sae follows the direction of his hand.
“The scientist?” he asks.
Ryusei looks offended by the inadequate description.
“My partner in crime.”
Sae turns toward the stands in time to watch you mimic an explosion with both hands and nearly strike the spectator beside you.
“You’re both public safety concerns.”
Ryusei’s grin becomes almost predatory.
“Hot, right?”
Sae walks away without answering.
Ryusei shouts after him that silence means agreement.
── .✦
Whether you find Ryusei after the match or he finds you remains impossible to determine.
The instant you see each other at opposite ends of the corridor, you both begin running.
His legs are longer, so he reaches you first, but you leap before he can slow down. Your arms lock around his shoulders as he catches you beneath the thighs, the collision forcing him backward while laughter bursts from both of you.
“You saw it!” he shouts against your neck.
“Your elevation was disgusting!”
“Good disgusting?”
“You threw yourself backward in midair like gravity had personally insulted you!”
“That sounds hot.”
“It was beautiful.”
“Fuck, I missed you.”
You grab his face between both hands and pull back enough to examine him. His skin is still flushed from exertion, sweat darkens the roots of his hair, and the exhilaration glowing inside his eyes has not dimmed.
“Well?” he demands. “How bad was it?”
You narrow your eyes, pretending to inspect him while he practically vibrates beneath you.
“Catastrophic.”
His grin widens. “Yeah?”
“You blew their entire defense apart.”
“Keep going.”
“You made an entire stadium lose its mind.”
“And?”
You laugh, unable to contain it any longer.
“You exploded, Ryusei.”
A triumphant yell tears out of him before he spins you in the middle of the corridor.
You cling to his shoulders, laughing while his voice echoes against the walls. Anyone approaching takes one look at the two of you and wisely changes direction.
When he finally lowers you, his hands remain securely around your waist.
“So I win?”
“This wasn’t a competition.”
“Everything’s a competition.”
“Then yes. You win.”
His expression brightens. “What’s my prize?”
“You scored in front of an entire stadium.”
“Already had that.”
“Public recognition.”
“Got it.”
You tilt your head. “Then what do you want?”
Ryusei looks at you as though the answer should have been obvious from the beginning.
“You.”
Your heartbeat gives one hard, inconvenient thud.
He says things like that. He has always said things like that.
Before you can decide how much meaning to give the word, footsteps sound behind him. Sae passes the entrance of the corridor and glances briefly in your direction.
“There’s the love of your life,” he says.
Ryusei beams. “Told you she was real.”
Sae continues walking.
You stare after him before slowly turning back toward Ryusei.
“The love of your life?”
“Yeah.”
“You told Sae that?”
“Pretty sure I’ve told everyone.”
“Ryusei.”
“What?”
“You have never actually asked me out.”
His expression empties.
The silence that follows is so complete you could record it as an anomalous event.
“What?”
“You have never asked me to be your girlfriend.”
“I kiss you.”
“On the cheeks.”
“You sit on my lap.”
“The laboratory had one functioning chair.”
“You slept on me during the train ride to the science competition.”
“You occupied the entire seat.”
“You threatened to strap me to an examination table.”
“For science.”
He stares at you with increasing disbelief.
“I thought we were dating.”
Your laughter erupts before you can contain it.
Ryusei’s arms tighten around you.
“Don’t laugh! I’ve told you I love you, like, a thousand times.”
“You told a Bunsen burner you loved it.”
“It had a beautiful flame. I didn’t want it to meet my parents.”
“You proposed to the centrifuge.”
“That was physical attraction.”
“Ryusei!”
“What the hell was I supposed to think?” he demands, although his own mouth is beginning to curve. “You kiss me, jump on me whenever something blows up, and call me your partner.”
“In crime.”
“That’s more serious than dating!”
Your laughter grows until you have to brace both hands against his shoulders.
“You honestly thought I knew?”
“You’re the genius.”
“That does not make me telepathic.”
“It should.”
You eventually straighten, though your smile remains and your hands stay resting against him.
“Then ask me.”
Ryusei blinks.
“Properly,” you add.
The disbelief disappears from his expression, replaced by something bright and intent. He has never been shy and does not become shy now. Instead, he looks at you with the same hungry focus he gives the goal whenever an impossible opening appears.
His hands slide more firmly around your waist.
“Be my girlfriend.”
“That sounded like an order.”
“Be my partner in romantic crime.”
“Terrible.”
“My favorite catastrophe?”
“That isn’t a question.”
Ryusei leans closer until the tip of his nose brushes yours. His grin softens without disappearing, warmth settling beneath all his eccentric delight.
“Be the girl who blows shit up with me, screams at my goals, and makes every terrible idea I have even better.”
Your heartbeat quickens.
His forehead comes to rest against yours.
“I don’t want somebody who tries to put me out,” he continues, his thumbs moving restlessly along your waist. “I want you standing there with that crazy grin, asking whether we can make the explosion bigger. I want your experiments, your stupid goggles, and your face in the crowd every time I score something incredible.”
“My goggles are not stupid.”
“They’re hot.” You laugh. “And I want to be the first person you run to whenever you make something impossible happen.” His gaze holds yours, direct and entirely unashamed. “So be my girlfriend, scientist. Officially this time.”
You let him wait.
One second.
Then another.
His eyes narrow.
“You’re enjoying this.”
“Immensely.”
“Evil woman.”
“Your favorite.”
“Always.”
You catch him by the collar and kiss him.
The surprised sound that leaves Ryusei disappears against your mouth as his arms drag you closer, meeting your energy with his own. The kiss is warm, eager, and slightly crooked because neither of you can stop smiling long enough to accomplish it properly.
When he starts laughing, you do too, the sound caught between your lips while one of his hands rises to cradle the back of your head.
You pull away first.
He immediately follows, stealing another quick kiss before you can speak.
“So that’s a yes?”
“That requires further experimentation.”
His pink eyes light up.
“Hell yeah.”
You kiss him again before he can become any louder.
── .✦
The laboratory feels right once he returns.
It is too loud, mildly hazardous, and alive in a way it never manages to be without him.
Ryusei enters wearing goggles stolen from your drawer and finds you adjusting a new experiment inside a reinforced glass chamber. He slips behind you, his arms circling your waist while his chin settles against your shoulder.
“What does that do?”
You glance toward the chamber. “It should glow.”
“Should?”
“Possibly very brightly.”
“And the noise?”
“There may be one.”
His smile appears beside your cheek. “Bad idea?”
You check the seal one final time before lowering your goggles.
“Terrible.”
“Partners?”
Turning within his arms, you place one gloved hand over his chest.
“In crime.”
He kisses you, bright and quick, before following you behind the protective screen.
“Let’s explode.”
You begin the countdown together.
At first, there is only a spark beneath the glass. Then color rushes through the chamber, growing brighter and brighter until the reaction blooms in a flash vivid enough to paint the entire laboratory in light.
Ryusei shouts as though he has just scored another goal.
You laugh just as loudly.
A second later, his arms are around your waist and your hands are catching his face, excitement passing between you as effortlessly as it always has.
One spark becoming another.
A perfect chain reaction.
I HAD TO DO ONE FOR MY MAAAAAN. gods i love him so much.
I have soooo many ideas that i have been writing nonstop these past few days hehe.
I'M SO OBSESSED WITH THIS SHOW HE IS ME I AM HIM
i want to hang these two photos on my wall and cry to it every day as i wake up and stare at it for my allotted hour to periodically pray to the god of yaoi how i need nakahiro to be canon and hysterically sob as i scream and clutch my nakamura standees with the desperation of a madwoman
Me too bro, me too
Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧
i fixed it
࣪ . ⊹ ˖ pretty boys with the prettiest faces to sit on
he is sooo pretty, from the way his plump lips pout when he is upset, the way his eyebrows crease when he is visibly concentrating on something, the way his cheeks fluster when you compliment him, to the way he bats his lashes at you when he wants something.
he is just the cutest boy with the most gorgeous face ever—to sit on!
“mm, put it on me.” he whimpered, his face looked so sweet between your thighs. flushed, hair sticking to his forehead and sweat beading on his temples. his plump lips were kiss-bitten and swollen, trembling as his hot breath fanned against your inner thigh.
you almost felt bad for what you were about to do but then, he gently wrapped his hands around your thighs to guide you over his face. sliding up to wrap around your hips and pull you down to sit on his face completely.
you gasped at the feeling of his warm mouth on your plush cunt, his tongue flicking between your folds to lap up your dripping juices. you moaned at that, hands scrambling to fist in his hair and tug him closer.
it didn’t take long for him to completely lose himself in the taste of you. his tongue fucking in and out of your clenching hole, nose bumping against your flushed clit. it was all too much and too good.
you got off his mouth, leaving him gasping for air but still greedy for more of you. “mmph—” he whined but immediately shut up when you began grinding against his face, sliding your messy pussy up and down his face, coating his beautiful face with your slick.
he gripped onto your thighs, leading you back to sit on his mouth. once you did, he dove back in with zero hesitation. mouthing greedily at your flushed cunny, tongue alternating between licking into you and flicking against your throbbing bud.
you felt your orgasm nearing and your gummy walls immediately clenched around his tongue, you grinded against his mouth whilst your orgasm rippled through you in waves. he groaned underneath you as your essence flooded his mouth, he gulped it down hungrily, wasting no drop.
when you finally got off his face, strings of your slick and cum stuck to his puffy lips, connecting to your pussy. he licked his lips to get every last drop of you.
turns out, not only is your boy pretty, he’s an eater. a pretty little eater.
a/n: yay eaters
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How it feels to read a fanfic and discover a kink I didn't even know exist
POV : you have been scrolling for the past hour and all you see is SMUT
Please...life is lot more than fucking🙏🏻
its crazy that megan thee stallion is not considered a queer artist by some people. the woman is not shy about the fact that she finds women attractive and likes having sex with them. she references it pretty frequently in her music, she made a whole song about enjoying having threesomes with a woman and a man, she made a Jennifer's Body-themed music video, she had Victoria Monét full riding her thigh on stage at a coachella, and there's literally a video of a lesbian interviewing glorilla at a party & asking who she would date if she was queer and her immediate response is "megan. megan like girls!" and then megan turns around and immediately starts flirting with the interviewer. i don't know what more you want. that woman is Bi Sexual and we should all be thankful every day for that. bi women are still bi when they wanna fuck men too you know. the fucking of men is also done bisexually.