Hi I'm Pan But Also Emo Trash

Hey tumblr, I am yellow red food. I’m 16 lmao oof anyway I’m in Hufflepuff, and I’m an INFP. if that matters. Message me, I’m a friendly bean uwu. KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE

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Hi we talked before but we never speak and I’m too shy to talk to u again and idk idk I just..

whoever this was pls reach out :((

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[arsanatomica]

Bird QR Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

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damn i haven’t seen this place in a while

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i didn’t realize how emotional going through this blog would make me but here we are

[eroticlizardfiction]

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

[fungalnetw0rk]

i would like to add on to this because 

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

[coolman229]

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If only we knew :’)

[bulletproofrevenge-deactivated2]

i hate every single one of these emojis 🤪🥵🤯🥴🤑🤥🤠🤡

[0hi0is0nfire-deactivated2020041]

Oh 🤪 funny how 🥵 I use them 🤯 and can 🥴 get away with it 🤑 because I’m emo🤥 ahaha 🤠 yeehaw🤡

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives you. If a child has to pay in any way to attend school, it’s a failure of our government to provide proper funding

[chronicallycozy-deactivated2018]

This also includes transportation to and from school.

[thefibrodiaries]

This should also include accessibility, aids and assistance for disabled children!

[hydro-homies]

hydrohomies are intellectuals

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[home-and-having-tea]

Danger Days is so popular with The Gays because deep down we all want to be loud, colorful, very gay, and live in the desert with other loud colorful gays; I take no criticism, thank you for coming to my talk.

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I’m so bad at staying away even though there’s no one left

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did jon walker actually write a song called sun and moon or did we all collectively dream that because what the fuck

[ethicalmemes]

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

[grimthetransman]

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

Help Us Plant 20 Million Trees - Join #TeamTrees

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

[kedreeva]

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

[damalseer]

It’s dec 17 3:33 am we can still do this

[citrusgroves]

super close!!

[magicalgirlmascot]

Tropes that are totally overused and I love them to death

grumpy jerk and actual ray of sunshine are BFFs

mutual unrequited pining

character A falls fast and hard for character B

character A slowly falls in love with character B over the course of several years, realization hits them that they’ve been in love with B for a long time hits them like a truck

cool badass is actually a giant fucking nerd

The Power of Friendship ™

flat “what” reactions

sweet adorable characters with horrible tragic pasts

villains-turned-heroes becoming the Weird Uncle

characters that aren’t actually related having a parent-child relationship

characters that aren’t actually siblings having a sibling-like bond

“I can’t stand this person but I would die for them”

[keybladewyvern]

you will take these tropes from my cold dead hands.

[areeceyafterlife-deactivated202]

 My favourite thing about the whole ‘no man of woman born’ thing is that it applies to a very broad church.

 For example:

 People born via c-section (no man of woman born, meaning natural childbirth, aka, the Shakespeare approach)

 Women (no man of woman born, aka, the Tolkein approach)

 Non-binary types (see above)

 Aliens (no man of woman born, with the meaning of man being in the ‘mankind’ sense)

Artificial intelligences (see above again)

Transmen (no man of woman born, the man-ness appears to come later as gender is a social construct. Arguably borderline, I know.)

People carried by a man (no man of woman born)

People grown in vats (no man of woman born)

 Basically, anyone who isn’t a human cisgendered male delivered via natural childbirth by a woman could kill Macbeth. (Given the equipment via science!, the child of a transwoman born via natural childbirth would still count as unable to.)

 It’s odd that you can divide mankind into ‘Macbeth killers’ and everyone else, even though everyone else is in the minority, especially if aliens are real and we create AIs capable of murdering Scottish kings.

[captainlordauditor]

there are two genders: macbeth killers and macbeth

[imperatritsa]

macklesufficient: #reblog if u can kill macbeth

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