So first of all, I want to say how truly touched and probed my pussy has gotten with all of your encouraging words of support!!! And I want to describe some of my feelings about Drag Race, my elimination, and the whole experience.
I had an excellent time. It was the hardest thing I’ve done, and doing it in isolation without going completely insane or falling off the wagon is in itself a major victory, regardless of the outcome. So props to you know who for that (Me! and God, or whatever)
If you think for a moment that I am bitter or salty about getting eliminated last night, let me just tell you, you are in for a treat. A delicious wonderful savory treat completely devoid of any bitter, salty flavor. I am super proud of my time on Drag Race. OBVIOUSLY, I wouldn’t have made a goddamn 11 episode web series called RuGRETS if I thought I did perfectly. No, of course, I didn’t do everything perfectly, and as a creative person with unreasonably high standards and expectations for himself, I am hardly ever satisfied with anything I do. It’s a blessing and curse–a curse, well, for my self-esteem, but a blessing, in that it constantly propels me forward.
As for the elimination, the fun of this show is that you get to talk about it, lament it, scream and shout about it from the mountain top, and hem and haw all the live long day about your fave and what you think should or should not have happened. You can call Ru crazy, say it was the season of bad decision making. That’s all fine and good! I’ve done the same thing for 6 seasons!
If you want to know Larry King’s 2 cents about it, or anything else, follow him on twitter (@kingsthings) and if you wanna know mine, here it is: I could not be happier with how the show portrayed me. That was the real me. For all this talk of shady editing, and I’m not saying people don’t get a raw deal from time to time, I am blessed that I didn’t. And as far as the challenge goes, my outfit was crappy and I lost that lip-sync. (Props where its due tho–my BFF character was off the chain) That’s just my 2 cents, and it was obviously Ru’s as well, and I certainly don’t begrudge her for that. And I certainly don’t have anything but real love, deep respect, and total affection and admiration for Kennedy for not only turning out one of the most sensational lip-sync performances of the entire series, but for being a real friend to me, a friend that I most certainly would not have ever made had I not been on the show.
I know she is a grown ass woman, and doesn’t need me to defend her ass, but it breaks my heart to see her dragged on social media, because it betrays her talent, which is undeniable. We can both be talented, and she can win the lip-sync and I can still be amazing, which I am. I know this is all part and parcel of the reality TV competition game, especially at this point in the show when the viewers don’t want to see their faves go home, but believe me, I’ve already won plenty because of this competition. And I have A LOT MORE IN STORE FOR YOU, you can drive that down to Fiorucci boulevard and sell it.
Thanks for all the love. This Russian hooker’s pussy has been overflowing with ecstatic juices all night and all day today (and all season really). See you all at the reunion, where I will be sacrificing a live chicken in honor of Miss Fame.
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