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[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is Tumblr?

Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 15.18 - Catch 'em if You Can

[splrinky]

[tall]

[theorangepdf]

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

[bunniope]

fish ain't scared of me. women don't want me

[circusheart]

it's always some sort of day of the week

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[hungwy]

making a mountain out of a molehill and dying on it

[funstyle]

i got that dog in me but it's one of those little fucked up trembling scared ones

[greelin]

you have to understand. There are several things wrong with me

[greelin]

maybe even more

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.