The Blog of Ninjew

Hello, the name is Will. I go by Wounded, Ninjew, Ninj, or that one person. On rare occasions I've also been called "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Which was weird because it was my mother yelling it at me this morning so I would go to work. I'm 34 and I'm a big fan of anime, video games, and sci-fi. I can and will (haha, get it? My name is Will) turn anything I can into a Doctor Who reference or a reference into anything I like such as Mass Effect, Persona, or even just Animaniacs. Just putting that out there. Icon by Oolay-Tiger!

[theresetales]

My second book, is ready for pre-orders!

This is a prequel following Edith Ewing before she was Edith. So join us back in the early 1500s and learn exactly what Edith is and how she came to be known as Edith.

Pre-order the ebook now!

Shop of Horrific Wonders releases on January 1st 2026! So ring in the new year with Edith! Paperback will release same day.

[theresetales]

As an update, the book Shop of Horrific Wonders is now available in ebook and paperback! You can read it for free with Kindle Unlimited!

[theresetales]

My second book, is ready for pre-orders!

This is a prequel following Edith Ewing before she was Edith. So join us back in the early 1500s and learn exactly what Edith is and how she came to be known as Edith.

Pre-order the ebook now!

Shop of Horrific Wonders releases on January 1st 2026! So ring in the new year with Edith! Paperback will release same day.

[fullmetalfisting]

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

[onahotrock]

do you have a picture of the little guy

[fullmetalfisting]

He hissed at me 3 times while I took this picture

[fullmetalfisting]

Thinking about how to kill and murder and bite and destroy humans

[fullmetalfisting]

For those wanting an update:

Nine months after he and his sister were found together in the snow on the side of the road with no mommy cat, he’s now the sweetest, cuddliest baby boy in the world. Not sure the initial hatred was a feral kitten thing, either, because his sister was sweet from the get-go.

[naamahdarling]

Oh my goodness he was so fat and cuddly. Little furry dumpling. Round hissing stress ball of hatred. Stubby taterboy. Anger problems given form.

And look at him now! Handsomest lad!

[theresetales]

The Turning of Therese is discounted for the Month of October!

ebook $9.99 now $7.99 https://a.co/d/2PYZjtb paperback $15.99 now $11.99 https://a.co/d/8HNplpv hardback $24.99 now $19.99 https://a.co/d/jjwtOzz

Come get a copy before the sale ends October 31st!

It’s a heart-eating story about a young woman turned into a Vampire! Watch Therese deal with school, her roommate, weird feelings, and being a Vampire!

[glompme]

My book is on sale for Spooky Month! So I hope you enjoy it! It has Vampires!

[theresetales]

The Turning of Therese is now fully available!! eBook, free on Kindle Unlimited, Paperback, and Hardback!

It’s a heart-eating story about a young woman turned into a Vampire! Watch Therese deal with school, her roommate, weird feelings, and being a Vampire!

eBook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJG9JCHJ

Paperback: https://a.co/d/7PTpPFi

Hardback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJJ2MG4M

[theresetales]

Hey my ebook edition is running free from October 1st to October 5th! So now even if you don’t have Kindle Unlimited you can enjoy the book for free!

[theresetales]

The Turning of Therese is now fully available!! eBook, free on Kindle Unlimited, Paperback, and Hardback!

It’s a heart-eating story about a young woman turned into a Vampire! Watch Therese deal with school, her roommate, weird feelings, and being a Vampire!

eBook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJG9JCHJ

Paperback: https://a.co/d/7PTpPFi

Hardback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJJ2MG4M

[theresetales]

The Turning of Therese is now fully available!! eBook, free on Kindle Unlimited, Paperback, and Hardback!

It’s a heart eating story about a young woman turned into a Vampire! Watch Therese deal with school, her roommate, weird feelings, and being a Vampire!

eBook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJG9JCHJ

Paperback: https://a.co/d/7PTpPFi

Hardback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJJ2MG4M

[glompme]

Please buy my book!

[theresetales]

The Turning of Therese is now fully available!! eBook, free on Kindle Unlimited, Paperback, and Hardback!

It’s a heart eating story about a young woman turned into a Vampire! Watch Therese deal with school, her roommate, weird feelings, and being a Vampire!

eBook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJG9JCHJ

Paperback: https://a.co/d/7PTpPFi

Hardback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJJ2MG4M

[glompme]

[yani-senpai]

Tumblr Community for Penny Dreadful

Come talk to me ab my favorite show pls

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[trannydykepuppybot-deactivated2]

I was expecting Billie Jean, but this song works too

[glompme]

He's trying to get his steps in, leave him beeeeee

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[couch-of-friendship]

Tags by @eggtrolls

[doccyuk]

One reply says "I understand; I too 'lost track' of my father when he accompanied me to the Vulcan Learning Centre in a garish and unnecessary shade of grey"

Replies are split between Vulcans agreeing he took the correct course of action and humans begging to see a "garish and unnecessary shade of grey"

[incurablenecromantic]

Strutting into my faithfully reproduced 17th century alchemist's study to make a single perfect grilled cheese, then leave

[sanctferum]

Strutting into your faithfully reproduced 17th century alchemist's study to pick up and eat the single perfect grilled cheese, then leave

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

[roseverdict]

My high school classmates actively covered my ears when people started talking about weed brownies lmfao

[caspercryptid]

Hey kids here's a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don't make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You're gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don't do that to yourself. Seriously.

[caspercryptid]

I'm glad the notes on this post have turned around from people going "I am the exception I love music I will never die" but some of you have made some truly unhinged choices about what to set your alarm. Why was it the Seinfeld theme in the first place.

[caspercryptid]

Your experiences are not universal but I wish they were. You're adorable. I want your life.

[jtightpants]

[ralfmaximus]

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.

[seananmcguire]

I get to be the mantis!

[glompme]

I wanted to be the mantis... guess I'll be the Lorax... I'm always the Lorax...speak for the trees and breaking some knees.

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!