i scrub drums for no man

alex. 30. still here on occasion i guess.

[important-cat-pics]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[balrogballs]

Frodo turning up at Imladris half-dead and fully-traumatised after having spent several years worrying about his elderly uncle’s wellbeing and whereabouts, only to find Bilbo Baggins snoring away in the middle of an elf club night, writing poetry about Elrond’s fucking dad and pretty much forcing Elrond’s kinsmen to rate said poems out of ten:

[viralfrog]

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[lycanthology]

wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[mndvx]

Chris Eccleston on that shit let him talk!!!!

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[javierbardem]

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[coldasyou]

[syfysource]

THE MAGICIANS (2015 - 2020) 3.05 "A Life in the Day"

[mommyissuesnatural]

tumblr is like the supernatural of websites and we are at the “what if there was a special gun that could kill god” phase

[344j3]

“or adding something brilliant in the reblogs” my guy there is only 1 brilliant reblog in the history of this website and it’s “he only got two eyes”