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never truly gone

Ahsoka TV show, you have ONE job. Don’t f*ck it up.

#thrawn #eli vanto #thranto #star wars #my art #puncakesart

Imptober WIP snippet

Finally making some overall progress, time is running out before work speeds up again - joys of academia - so I'm glad to keep rolling. This is for #5 Uniform Regulations and it is Thrawn/Krennic with bootlicking.

It had started, as so many things in [Krennic's] life lately, as a mild annoyance before turning into the massive headache it was now. He had first heard the rumours going around the various gatherings he liked to attend. Rumours of the Emperor’s personal project, usually whispered about with looks of disgust and disapproval. It was never wise to speculate on the Emperor’s projects, of course, and every speaker would always hastily add something about knowing his Majesty would never waste time or resources. Usually, everyone in the circle would nod and put in their own assurances that they were merely concerned with the greater good of the Empire. But they all knew they agreed on the issue at hand and how utterly distasteful it was. And just when Krennic had felt he had it under control, just when he had enough support to go ahead with the project, even down to the Emperor himself approving it, just when he felt he was finally where he wanted to be, that issue had become a much more personal issue. Thrawn had stepped into the meeting as if he owned the entire room and had wasted no time on introductions. Instead, the alien had pointed out every perceived flaw in a far too loud voice, without ever blinking. Freak.

Yeah I am sure this is going to end super normal and Thrawn is not going to be Weird, and Krennic is certainly not going to be hot for it. Nah.

gloria-van-puncake

I would still pay folding money for a "The Office: The Empire" TV-Show. It would be glorious.

Hear me out:

Tarkin's EA feuding with Eli, lunch meetings where Vader sits awkwardly in front of full plate of food; the correct form to fill out for Thrawn's Chimeara paint job

there is so much potential!

And obviously the scene happening above.

#Things Gloria really really wants #the office: the empire

rainechiime

is there any wonder why they’re perfect for each other

gloria-van-puncake

No floating on brine.

andeantorrentduck

Zeb really is incredibly strong. He picked up an adult wookie and climbed over a crate still holding them.

I always had to suspend my disbelief when watching Kallus fight Zeb, knowing how strong Zeb is, but noticing he can pick up a wookie...

How is he not sending Kallus flying whenever they cross bo-rifles?

gloria-van-puncake

Immovable object meets irresistible force

#Kallus is denser than he looks #kalluzeb

razorflame45

Yawwwwwwwn

Orbital cleaning has them relocated next to the caf maker. Kallus doesn't want to leave

axolotlelle

Keep your hands off the resistance!

(eazy breezy ft. the fulcrums) (which are the greatest idea from @juicyspacesecrets )

seraphase

getting caught in the rain after sparring on yavin IV

gloria-van-puncake

Do you like pina coladas 🧉🍹

I am very much not impressed by the Mando Zeb figurine. Look at them in comparison, they did our guy dirty.

#kalluzeb #zeb orrelios

earlgreymemes

lt-commandertom

art

misscromwellsmonocle

Still Life with Cat (1705) by Alexandre-François Desportes

monstyra2

sometimes ya just gotta draw an imp kallus being carried around like a sack of potatoes

bonus:

may-be-a-plant

The poutiest imperial XD

gloria-van-puncake

He's pouting because deep down he just wants to be princess-carried again.

#kalluzeb #fanart

h0lyshift

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

melyzard

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

gloria-van-puncake

I don't think Orwell meant 1984 to be a competition 🤦‍♀️

jellyfishforest135

Activated them like sleeper agents

adventures-in-instant-ramen

mxtr3ssquickly

I have an alarm on my phone that goes off 10 minutes before my MakerSpace attendees have to clean up and put away whatever they're working on. That alarm is the Barney Clean-up Song. And when I TELL you it works like a magic curse on all these 30- to 60-year-olds--

It went off one day while I was running a training, and at the sound of Barney's dulcet tones, one of the trainees reached out and straightened his pen and paper on the workbench in front of him. Realised what he was doing. Stopped. Made eye contact with me.

"I'm 33 years old, what am I doing?" he said.

"Cleaning up."

"I'M A GROWN MAN, BARNEY DOESN'T GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE."

But alas, Barney does.

gloria-van-puncake

I too can perform this magic trick.

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