“The children of my civilisation would be insulted.”
“You have a knack of getting yourself into trouble.”
“We’re always in trouble! It follows us everywhere.”
“I made some cocoa and got engaged.”
“I can’t decide whether you’re a rogue, a halfwit, or both.”
“You squashed my favourite Beatles!”
“We’re trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale!”
“No one mentioned cutting throats.”
“I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.”
“I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut.”
“You might almost say the Cyberman had a… complete metal breakdown.”
“Have you thought up some clever plan?”
“I’m going to bung a rock at it.”
“People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!”
“Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.”
“Just pretend to be stupid. Think you can manage that?”
“I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them!”
“Great jumping gobstobbers!”
“You, sir, are a nitwit.”
“Sometimes I think ‘military intelligence’ is a contradiction in terms.”
“… you ham-fisted bun vendor.”
“You were trying to make cocoa in my lab?!”
“Nuclear explosions? Take the usual precautions… sticky tape on windows, that sort of thing.”
“Do they have mice in Atlantis?”
“I never thought I’d have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.”
“Would you like a jelly baby?”
“You’re standing on my scarf.”
“Call me ‘old girl’ again and I’ll spit in your eye.”
“Excuse me, can you help me? I’m a spy.”
“You’re just a mouth on legs.”
“Oh, you know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.”
“I speak treason fluently.”
“It’s more a mental stroll in a park of psychic tranquility.”
“A little gratitude wouldn’t irreetrievably damage my ego.”
“I shall beat it into submission with my charm.”
“We aren’t getting anywhere playing pat-a-cake with the wall.”
“Guns can seriously damage your health, you know.”
“Are you trying to be funny?”
“Absence makes the nose grow longer.”
“A bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away.”
“Every dogma has its day.”
“Two wrongs don’t make a left turn.”
“Time and tide melts the snowman.”
“One tends to expect advice from one’s adviser.”
“Do me a favour and drown yourself.”
“You’re a nice guy, but a little weird…”
“Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.”
“These shoes! They fit perfectly!”
“Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?”
“I came first in jiggery pokery.”
“What the Shakespeare is going on?”
“I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”
“Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”
“That is textbook enigmatic.”
“They think I’m in drag!”
“Oh… I should have realised. He’s into musical theatre.”
“I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I’m wearing a vegetable!”
“I’m going to report you for… madness!!”
“I point and laugh at archaeologists.”
“Please desist from striking me.”
“Have you got space teeth?!”
“A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.”
“Let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.”
“Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good.”
“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one!”
