The Glorious Adventures of Online Dating

[emmy4keri]

[40yodater]

The “your loss” is always eye rolling, and the weird thing about it not feeling right if a person doesn’t have a “youthful look” made me a little uneasy. I thought I would try to find out if he really was lying about his age. He wasn’t… but I did find this. 

[perfume-and-entropy]

No one ever wants to help me with my rituals.

[40yodater]

He never messaged again after the ellipses lmaoo

J: HAHAHAHAHA OMG I love this! The forehead is my fave! XOXO

[tindersfinestbachelors]

Tough luck

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[marmitewarlock]

Ha! Your shit stain negging ain’t gonna work on me, sweat cheeks. ✌ Watch out, Lincoln ladies.

[nokay-stupid]

A fuckboy admitting he’s a fuckboy?  I feel like this is a trick…

A fun hypothetical situation to which I would take a machete to indeed.

[thetindergirl]

[duskonokc]

Tilting, cropping, and filtering do not fool a 90′s/00′s fangirl.

Justin is bringing sexy back, not you.

[losttrans-lation]

Yes… Not responding, meant I was an escort. Lol Sometimes, I wish I could make this stuff up!

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[nokay-stupid]

Deleted the first post of just his message. Read his profile and had to respond.  I think this will be the new way I call out a creeper’s lack of punctuation.  Still disgusted, though.

I certainly hope he isn’t MANsville’s finest.

@fuckboyfiles @fedupwithcupid @40yodater @feralwomanscreaming @badonlinedaters

[tequilacheerios-deactivated2017]

When your ex finds out you're single again and hits you with that "hey stranger"

[tinderventure]

So I had been conversing with this guy over tinder for quite some time, enough time to see his pictures change. We finally decided to meet up and hang out. We went for a night drive. I got in his car and all was well, but then he turns to me and says “Do you notice anything different about me?” I’m sitting there thinking, this is the first time I’ve ever met you… How could I notice anything different, but I went with it. So I responded with “Uhm.. You got a haircut?” And he’s like “no…” And we contiune driving in silence. The car is really dark so I can’t really see much to check out if anything is different about him when all of a sudden he grabs my hand. Slowly, he pulls my hand towards his legs and places my hand directly on his junk. Then I clued in. This man, picked me up wearing no pants or underwear. He has been driving half naked thinking this was the way to seduction.

[nokay-stupid]

Omg yet another reason to never get into a stranger’s car!

[mossgirl]

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please

[datingtipss]

January 20, 2016 at 12:00PM

[nokay-stupid]

Apparently I make a “weird face” any time I hear someone say “I’m a nice guy.”

My bad, I’ve been conditioned.