[invisible-goats]

bit warm, innit #britposting

[invisible-goats]

delighted that this is getting blorbo-tagged. and tomorrow it should even stay below 30!

[puppygirldick]

Viktor Lyapkalo Artwork: 'Blowing bubbles' & 'Evening' Painted 9 years apart.

Same woman

[cinimuffin]

Moth of even more colors

Usual disclaimer If you use them for anything please give design credit (and also @ me because I'd just like to see the results). Intended for personal use only.

[ayeforscotland]

Happy Friday. Ann Widdecombe is dead.

[somecunttookmyurl]

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[humanbeanisnotamused]

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

[elvashayam]

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

[hasufin]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

[thenatsdorf]

[sandersstudies]

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

[strawberryjellystuff-deactivate]

i

i had to

[naamahdarling]

Y’all this is a great video to study to observe the body language of a very happy but also very excited cat.  Lots of people see videos of excited cats doing things like climb rock climbing walls or get on small boats and think they are angry or scared, when they aren’t.  Here’s a good example of happy excitement and tension in a cat where the cat’s pleasure is easy to see.  The cat’s tail is lashing and its ears are going backward and forward like crazy, but the cat is not angry, it is merely off its shits because snow is just incredible.  This is a wildly playful cat which might play-attack a hand or other animal because it is so excited, but not out of anger.  Note the zoomies at the end to burn off some of that energy!

Think about it. When we humans do something fun and very physical, our bodies are often tense, at the ready, and a lot of our body language does look kind of aggressive or even scared. Cats are the same!  Animals at play or investigating new things often show some tension, but tension is not the same as anger or fear!

[fatartappreciation]

Osoper III by Argentine artist Diego Gabotto

[charnel-grounds]

Miles Johnston (b. 1993), “Agony”

oil on canvas. 2017–18

source

[explosionshark]

Liara T'Soni Understanding Hours are 24/7 with me and @captain-sappho

[duckbunny]

my theory is that chicken nuggets (crunchy outside, meaty inside) satisfy the primordial urge to eat bugs

[tbqtalks]

Okay but consider: M&Ms.

[duckbunny]

m&ms are a GREAT bug food

[baddywronglegs]

Most people get their exoskeletal cronch satisfaction from deep fried or sugar coated snacks. Spiders Georg who li-

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[disc80s]

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[segamascott]

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[baddywronglegs]

So the UK is currently in the weird aftermath of local elections.

Reform, who are the party founded on the principle that what we need in this country is leadership like Trump, got a lot of councillors, and as you'd expect for that raison d'etre, in the short time since the elections several of them have been suspended from the party, removed from office for public racist outbursts, quit because they realised what being a councillor is, quit because they realised they're not a leopard even though they're part of the leopards eating faces party, that sort of thing.

At this rate Reform won't have anyone to stand for election in the general election which their supporters (and leader) seem convinced they just won.

But for every one who's thrown out on their arse for being a shitstain of a human like a whacky waving arm inflatable tube fucker inflated purely with dog whistles, all I can think is, the second largest part of the electorate where you stood thought you were the best person for this job despite you being so demonstrably shit at it.

And the largest part of that electorate just couldn't be fucked one way or the other and let you walk in.

"Oh no-one stands for me so why should I vote for them" fuck off.

Someone's standing against you. Someone's standing against someone you love.

And the absolute shitstains are celebrating because they're coming second to "can't be arsed". Vote against them having anything to smile about.

[justkeepstitching]

Starry Night

Pattern Time!