[disc80s]

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[segamascott]

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[baddywronglegs]

So the UK is currently in the weird aftermath of local elections.

Reform, who are the party founded on the principle that what we need in this country is leadership like Trump, got a lot of councillors, and as you'd expect for that raison d'etre, in the short time since the elections several of them have been suspended from the party, removed from office for public racist outbursts, quit because they realised what being a councillor is, quit because they realised they're not a leopard even though they're part of the leopards eating faces party, that sort of thing.

At this rate Reform won't have anyone to stand for election in the general election which their supporters (and leader) seem convinced they just won.

But for every one who's thrown out on their arse for being a shitstain of a human like a whacky waving arm inflatable tube fucker inflated purely with dog whistles, all I can think is, the second largest part of the electorate where you stood thought you were the best person for this job despite you being so demonstrably shit at it.

And the largest part of that electorate just couldn't be fucked one way or the other and let you walk in.

"Oh no-one stands for me so why should I vote for them" fuck off.

Someone's standing against you. Someone's standing against someone you love.

And the absolute shitstains are celebrating because they're coming second to "can't be arsed". Vote against them having anything to smile about.

[justkeepstitching]

Starry Night

Pattern Time!

[strange-aeons]

Throwing up why do they look like this

[pangur-and-grim]

giant pupil squad

[marmitewarlock]

🌑🌑

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Love it when a robot character has an inexpressible immobile face but stares at you in silence in a way that you know is judgemental

[lithominium]

[asoftwrongness]

prints | instagram | facebook | bluesky | cara

[cherryflowerr-deactivated202601]

hiking that ends in you pumping a load into me behind a tree

[battletoads]

Dick Cheney Hunting Simulator

[sorypsoid]

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[eightyonekilograms]

How far back in time can you understand English?

An experiment in language change

Nifty little language game here.

I can read back to 1500 with basically no difficulty

at 1400 I have to read slowly and carefully, but I can understand all of it save a couple words

at 1300 I can still comprehend most of it if I read slowly, but a much larger percentage of the words are unfamiliar to me, even with context

1200 and earlier are almost totally unintelligible

[segamascott]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[the-haven-of-fiction]

Reblog to send a juice box to your internet friends

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