Your Birchfriend

Not @glowingoctopi

[glowingoctopussies]

I love being the only Mexican in Idaho

No one knows I’m also a straggot

They just think that I want their minimum wage customer service job

[glowingoctopussies]

I can excuse incest but I draw the line at heterosexuality

[blackbellybella]

Yall about to make me come out of keyboard warrior retirement and start embarrassing mf online again

What is happening this month… is there a gas leak?

Is lead unregulated again? Like what is really going on?

[glowingoctopussies]

[monstersandbrothers]

does driving cause you anxiety?

yes, but only when i’m driving on the interstate/highway

yes, but only on extended drives (road trips etc)

yes, but only when i have to drive at night

no, driving does not cause me anxiety

i don’t drive

nuance/tags

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

[avese23]

Where is the yes becayse it’s a car

[glowingoctopi]

hahaha loser can't drive no drivers license loser

[avese23]

I will bite your godless ankles

[glowingoctopussies]

They don’t 😞

[glowingoctopussies]

Peg men

[glowingoctopussies]

Bitches like me for my alpha energy

[glowingoctopussies]

Boober is my favorite

[glowingoctopussies]

@avese23 is my puppy

[glowingoctopussies]

I love forced feminization of Adora when she transforms uwu

More boobies pls

[glowingoctopussies]

Adam Driver monsterfucker confirmed???

[glowingoctopussies]

assigned male at maisie peters bathrooms

[glowingoctopussies]

Phasma is like, what are you doing here rebel skum

And leia is like, after the men in my life betrayed me, I knew I needed…a woman

Phasma blinked. Ay, I am one. She confirmed.

Then they sex

[glowingoctopussies]

Snoke: bring Kylo Ren back immediately

He just killed his father and I’ve heard he is yet to receive…. The talk

[glowingoctopussies]

Anakin really looked at C-3PO and was like, time to program some autism into this droid

[fuukonomiko]

REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

[glowingoctopi]

@avese23 @treeskull i love u

[glowingoctopussies]

I’ve just realized my url makes no sense now

Also I love you besty

[glowingoctopussies]

If you are reading this I have died :(

L

[glowingoctopussies]

Pearl from SU made me straight