it is my destiny!!!! ( >ヮ< )

Clover! they/he :3

[nhyhu]

The world.

You can now see him spin here.

[getinthecoffin]

probably the worst thing about liking the dsmp is that it was worth it

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[uwuipunchedyrmom]

[lobotomy-jpeg]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Ghost Quartet”

[indigofoxpaws]

(source)

[oh-good]

[through tears] Mina Harker would never like that stinky old count sstob lying about my angel

[theelastword]

the count talking to the gang in bram stoker’s dracula

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[ryebreadgf]

[djpachipikachu]

rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really

[kuttithevangu]

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[argyropoeiaa]

every time i see the internet go insane about the hunger games i think about how think about how dsm would be so loved if people Knew About It cmon guys its like if squid game was high school musical but also ride the cyclone but ofc because god hates us the full story can only be accessed by a single google drive folder of leaked content

[transitbeam]

No matter how bad things get remember that there’s a light over at the frankenstein place.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

So in conclusion Brad and Janet spent ONE night in a castle and replaced their catholic guilt with bdsm, joined a polycule, discoved the existence of aliens, and watched four people die

[meburgers]

adrian’s “mate of the week” ranking board