just like a lemon ;)

he/him 23 i hand you a mixtape, made with love by me. you put it into the cassette player. the mixtape is the entire minecraft soundtrack

[evilblackfemme]

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

[clubnich]

Martyrs of Ninth

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[deep-state-partisan]

[iwaiko-deactivated20220301]

Himesh Patel as Jeevan Chaudhary

STATION ELEVEN 1.07: Goodbye My Damaged Home

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[segamascott]

🤤🤤🤤

[bruzum]

[thesituation]

adjacent to the “yall can’t even boycott chick fil a” tweet yall can’t even give up shaving. what happened to bra burning feminism

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[cloudabserk]

from rocky’s perspective grace is an eel

[cloudabserk]

long wet cold sorely lacking in limbs.

[dogpuppy]

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[miniyunart]

somebody help this wet cat