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So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.
It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.
….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’
We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them.
Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol
Here is the opposite
One time we had this guy covering a shift at the coffee shop and it somehow came out over the course of regular small talk with us that he was Armenian. He got this really tired distant look in his eyes and said "yeah, you know what people always think about when they find out." Everyone nods and I figure we're all on the same page so it doesn't need to be said, and I'm about to move on when someone pipes up "the Kardashians!" He sighs and nods, and I, unable to help myself go "oh" and then very quietly "I thought we were talking about the Armenian genocide."
Everyone is stunned for a moment, except for the guy who suddenly lights up and says, in a remarkably delighted tone of voice: "that's the first time anyone has ever mentioned the Armenian genocide!"
I actually had no idea the Kadashians were Armenian.
The thing that would come to my mind if anybody said he's Armenian would be a parody song that a Jerusalemite lyricist wrote about his podcast cohost. And the worst part is that it references both the Kadashians and the genocide rather disrespectfully...
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason
It’s that time of the year again :)
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I think it’d be funny if like. Black Mesa headquarters was directly across the street from Aperture
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this✨
Important question: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines and is Hogwarts vaccinated?
Circa Seventh Book
Hermione: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines?
Ron: A wax what?
Hermione: hmmmm
Harry: Hermione, we cant take out the death eaters with a genetically magicked disease
Hermione: No I know that. Of course I know that.
*Uncomfortably long silence*
Harry: What if we gave them all smallpox
Hermione: HARRY NO! We already eradicated it once, let's not make the world do it again
Harry: Oh yeah, I guess you're right
Hermione: Now tuberculosis, on the other hand...
Hermione: If Voldemort likes the good ole' days so much, why don't we bring them back? Old society, old war tricks
Hermione, putting on a gas mask: New plan. We take them out with consumption and mustard gas
Hermione, to Voldemort: Did you know, historically, a majority of war deaths come from disease?
Harry Potter and the Violation of the Geneva Convention
You’re a war criminal Harry!
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