craig

hell yes

[adhighdefinition]

me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for that me @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything

me again:

[unbear]

[elecmon]

so my little brother is 14 years old, and is turning 15 tomorrow

his birthday is 4/20

he has no idea why all our cousins (and myself) giggle at birthday parties when i say im going to blaze it(the cake candles). even his friends are in on this they showed up 3 years ago to his party and they go “Hahaha hey pedro happy 420″ and he replied “Yea thanks thats my birthday” to which they all apparently silently simultaneously agreed to not tell him anything and are also waiting for him to figure it out on his own

He’s a freshman in high school this year and has SOMEHOW still managed to not figure this out. I wonder how he will be told tomorrow  

[elecmon]

@ anybody and everybody wondering, just came home and told him happy birthday and he took his xbox headphones off and just looked at me in the most legitimate serious face ive ever seen and said

“Did you know its national weed day?????”

[elecmon]

happy 16th birthday/national weed day jr

[elecmon]

Happy 18th birthday little dude, you are now a little man

[boota]

[antifa-hulk]

The Eldritch Beast Must Consume

[deaddolin]

[creaturey]

true emotion of venus finally identified 

[world-of-cats]

[fuocogo]

The hero we need

[imanes]

can yall believe that cats exist and the only reason i too exist is to love them

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

earlier today i saw that big bang theory was nominated for most popular comedy show over brooklyn nine nine and in this essay i’ll discuss why we, as a species, need another plague

[castlescrumbledovernight-deacti]

happy valentine’s ladies i love u all

[frogmp3]

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

[numbersixithink]

 can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh

forbidden honey

slORP

[cat-bat]

@wyrmforge

[lycanthropanic-deactivated20251]

Dip some a that shit in my tea and the depression is soothed away

[beepadoobop]

If you dropped some in your tea it would form a prince Rupert’s drop, and if you bit it it would shatter in your mouth, likely killing you

[ghiraheeheeheem]

[himejoshikomaeda]

we’re gonna run out of posts eventually

[pastel-noble]

you wont live to see it….

[himejoshikomaeda]

good god this is the most ominous thing anyone has ever said to me what the fuck

[himejoshikomaeda]

WHO WONT LIVE TO SEE IT, BITCH?

[existentialcrisisetcetera]

I visualise this as screaming at a corpse

[stunningpicture]

$180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car

[marlbororedgirl]

aesthetic

[autonomous-geordie-deactivated2]

Class war.

[1esknineteen]

#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor

[feistyfrank]

where is the justice

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

And now, we wait

[diagon-alli]

[shirodontpullout-deactivated201]

naruto but instead of him saying “multiple shadow clone jutsu” he says “yea can i get 1000 more of these little blonde bitches” 

[weeniebagel]

summer mood

[weeniebagel]

fuck it. im reblogging this on december 15th. summer mood is just a general aura now. it is now simply “mood”. thank you.