always ready for a nap

31 | she/they | ✌

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

lukewarm vampires

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no listen to me vampires are only "cold" compared to living humans who have a pulse built-in heating unit. but it's not like they have built in refrigeration. the undead aren't actually "cold" per se at best they're room temperature. lukewarm vampires

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[tofupixel]

pan sunset

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[tofupixel]

happy pride my friends inside the computa

[thememedaddy]

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[virtualgirladvance]

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

reblog to tell your moots that they’re always invited in

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[hcnnibal]

if the heavens ever did squeak…..

shes the last true mousepiece…

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[notahorseindisguise]

knowing when to hold em and when to fold em is also important for origami

[thanksbrunette]

[orivu]

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[ginger-crvsh]

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[aidashakur]

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

[amonetttt]

literally

[pc-98s]

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside