Emotional Haircut

Andrew | 34 | Chicago he/him they/them Ig: epicrobotbattle Occasionally nsfw so 18+ only please

[glutenoceros]

Here’s to 34

[rawisrisa]

Monday Night is Gay Night.

[oneheadtoanother]

[alisoun]

gnome anatomy highlighted for those who cant make it out

[mountainstackedwithfear]

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

[kaijuno]

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[larmalot]

oh mg god this post somehow got better

[severeannoyance]

Ralph has achieved Peak Graduate Student

[paudashlake]

People who don’t don’t like hairy men are ill

[sevaria]

the world needs transsexuals more than it needs god

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

[titleleaf]

Anybody want a couple yards of the Zodiac cipher quilting cotton

[segamascott]

[famouspainterwombat]

[itsbenedict]

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[pvttaria]

[depsidase]

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[elizabro]

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

[elizabro]

funniest shirt alive