Gluteus Maxximus

Here you shall find the inner workings of my neurons. It will be filled with awesome, nerdy, and quite possibly the coolest stuff ever. Enjoy the action potentials of my brain cells! Check me out! https://twitter.com/max_george http://odysseyofmax.blogspot.com/

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Happy 16th of September! Starting the holiday season with the best things around! #100daystillchristmas #georgeholiday #festive

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Introducing Hoopers new Princess Cherry Tomato! Kyana did so well and now will make her debut as princess in the hooper days parade this coming Monday! #kyanajo #georgelife #princess #tomatodays

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There are never enough times. My book is falling apart from how many times I've read this. #potterhead #harrypotter #jkrowling #ravenclaw

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Pottermore ♦ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

It is Harry Potter’s sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As Voldemort’s sinister forces amass and a spirit of gloom and fear sweeps the land, it becomes clear to Harry that he will soon have no choice but to confront his destiny. Can Harry succeed in the death-defying tasks ahead?

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One of my favorite pictures of the most beautiful girl I know. I don't know what I did to get her, but I didn't know how wonderful and happy life could be till I found her. #marriage #wife #georgelife #loveher @ky_geegee

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Waiting in lagoon lines is much more fun surrounded by incredible people. #lagoon #friends #cannibal #mandatoryselfie

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Kyana Jo just doing what she does best. #kyanajo #family #daughters

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My girl is working our morning photo shoot. #babymodel #parenthood #kyanajo #girlpower

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Loving this beautiful little family of mine. So glad that my daughter will grow up in this country of unlimited opportunities. #marriedlife #parenthood #fourthofjuly #america

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So gay marriage has been legalized in all 50 states now, and that’s fucking fantastic.

But can someone tell me what happened all of a sudden that pushed it along so fast? It seems like it happened so suddenly, kinda out of nowhere.

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macklemore finally found the last chaos emerald and used its powers to save gay marriage in america

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Student Houses Bedrooms Interior Design | Hogwarts Houses Interior Design

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“You might be surprised.”                 “Oh, I hope so.”

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Tweets from bands/band members to remember if you’re feeling shitty

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My daughters modeling is on point. Seriously. Someone call baby Dior. #kyanajo #prouddad #parenthood #model #babygirl

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Sometimes my wife indulges the inner three year old inside me and takes me to the dinosaur museum. We had a Dino-mite time! @ky_geegee #dinosaurs #georgelife #marriage #museum

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Daddy daughter moments. #babygeorge #dadmoment #daddydaughterselfie

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I saw this bumper sticker at the mall today. I want ten thousand.

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#truth