sorry for the length but these are some of the best comments probably ever

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sorry for the length but these are some of the best comments probably ever
“Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”
By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.
that tampon gif is making the app lag stopppppp
Why did you post it twice then ladlakfjjav??
CUZ ITS SO FINNY
Type Moon, in a recent bid to attract a greater westen audience, has partnered with Viz Media, current owner of Homestuck IP, in order to collaborate on a new web media based adaptation of Fate.
rb w/ a controversial food opinion
@praystations youd obliterate this entire post
-ketchup with absolutely everything you can ever think of that is edible? delicious.
-ranch is not for salads, its for warmed up cereal + milk (it gives it that nice creamy flavor)
-you should eat your oatmeal raw in a cup with water and some paprika sauce for a nice kick
-pineapple mint broccoli pizza is good, but god tier with ketchup
-if you aren’t slathering your chocolate in tahini, who are you?
-skittles ketchup tacos are yummy….
-raisins are for crumbled up fried turkey patties
I have to add the ones from that ask I answered so here:
1. mini banana moonpie ketchup and hard boiled eggs are my go to sandwich ingredients
2. sardines and ketchup and rice make a really nice snack
3. If you don’t have peanut butter or jelly for a pb&j, just use tahini and ketchup
4. Warm oatmeal and ranch is even better than cinnamon apple oatmeal
5. Mint choco chip ice cream + orange juice in a blender is a really tasty smoothie
history repeats itself in cruel and unusual ways
oh? this sounds familiar…
oh yeah thats the one
Reading pissy shitties gave me a fuckin war flashback
*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”
The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece.
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extremely hilarious genre of image
these are recipes for drink