I know nothing. But I probably did it.

eh...

[weavemama]

CHRISSY OMFG

[lilytad]

D👏🏼R👏🏼A👏🏼G👏🏼G👏🏼E👏🏼D👏🏼

[howtoskinatiger]

[ruinedchildhood]

[gmoonies]

internal discourse

me: what are you fucking stupid???

also me: yes

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[masturbands-deactivated20211215]

I fucking love Mark Hoppus

[machawicket]

So the Russian ambassador to Turkey was just assassinated in Ankara, and Turkey is in NATO, which means other NATO members must come to its aid in the event of a shooting war, and the U.S. is ~a month from swearing in an unintelligent, uninformed, pro-Russian, ham-fisted asshat as president, so I’m pretty sure this is how WWIII starts.

[aaronexplainsitall]

Just for reference, this is eerily similar to how WWI started.

[chrisdoeslife]

^^^ that’s the first thing I thought when I saw the news alert…

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[penis-hilton]

bye im……..

[captainellie]

A video posted by Lush Oxford Street (@lushoxfordstreet) on Dec 5, 2016 at 3:45am PST

I really hope you guys are aware that Lush Oxford Street responded to this

[tyleroakley]

the only good thing to come out of 2016

[lol-post]

[manwiththesquidhat]

I’m sitting on the toilet.

[mori--calliope]

[huffpost]

“I just treated her, really, like she was my grandma, to be honest.” ❤️

This generous Target cashier’s act of kindness led to the sweetest reward.

[half--agony--half--hope]

Lovely story. I read the huff post article. The man was offered a job at a dialysis center because he was so good with the elderly and the company is paying his way through nursing school to be a dialysis nurse. He will be a credit to the profession.

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

ok that is the nicest damn thing I’ve seen in a long time

[willgrahamscock]

do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date

[baanana-pancakes]

senior graduation

[ojalla]

presidential election

[just-shower-thoughts]

I thought we were only falling back by an hour this week, but it turns out we are falling back by 50 years.

[stability]

[a-tla]

[phycodurus]

talking to trump supporters

[jncos]

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

[jncos]

i want to shop here

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

What do your k-marts look like then

[jncos]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

[jncos]

it varies a little from store to store but basically

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

[heckyeah-horseshoecrabs]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FANCY KMARTS?!?!?!?! THAT’S NOT HOW KMART WORKS

[singingwithoutwords]