lol egg broke

turns out im a gal after all lmao

[roxaile]

My favorite angel

[ligerbombz]

Introducing Antonio “Nino” for short (black hair, headband, hair vents) and Andre (white hair, earrings jacket)

My BruAbba oc expys 😔I’m making animated character sheets for the both of them showing their abilities and stuff!! And I finished Nino’s!

The setting pretty much spawned from my private investigator AU I made years ago. I just kept expanding upon it over the years. And I got into practicing animation! So I’m gonna be uploading animated stuff with these guys!

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[grahamkennedy]

Adin Ross Claims Megan Thee Stallion’s Attorneys Used a Mariachi Band to Serve Him Legal Papers

Adin Ross claims Megan Thee Stallion's attorneys had a mariachi band playing outside of his driveway to serve him legal papers.

HELP THIS IS SO ICONIC

[onlytiktoks]

[aster-is-confused]

also, you might qualify as being "high-risk" under cdc guidelines without realizing! here are the full lists of qualifying conditions (first is for the general public, second is for healthcare professionals but includes some conditions that the first one doesn't mention):

Get information about the risk factors of COVID-19 for the general public.

Learn risk factors for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and actions to take.

and here are the ones that are more common which people may not realize qualify:

mood disorders, including depression and schizophrenia spectrum disorders

ADHD

learning disabilities

autism

"obesity"

asthma

kidney, liver, or lung disease, at any stage

diabetes (type 1 or 2)

wheelchair users

mobility disorders

Tourette's syndrome

visual impairment/blindness

hearing loss/deafness

epilepsy

substance use disorders

"people with any type of disability that makes it more difficult to do certain activities or interact with the world around them"

physical inactivity (self-reported!!)

current or former smoker (self-reported!!)

(note: all of these are technically self-reported to the pharmacist, they shouldn't ask for proof, but the last two are especially easy to lie about. insurance may still be a problem, but less so than with the ones that are actual diagnoses.)

[gogeyama]

[tonywelt]

💙💜Stocking✨

[jdebbiel]

The original sinners

Prints available from 1/27-2/2 only

[jdebbiel]

The original sinners

Prints available from 1/27-2/2 only

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[thebibliosphere]

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

[dawningwinds-s]

Honestly one of the main reasons to assume Luigi Mangione was framed by the NYPD is that the UHC shooter not only had no reason to carry around a manifesto, he had no reason to even write a manifesto. He said his piece loud and clear with the bullet casings and the monopoly money. Everyone understood it and the shooter knew that would be the case.

[afroxa]

@ tidatida_beby

[kandimouse]

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

[goingknowherewastaken]

Another important point

You need to actually reblog posts for this site to work as it should.

Liking posts only saves them in a spot that no one checks except for the user who liked them. Most people have their liked posts hidden.

Also, this site has a spam bot problem. One way we weed those out is to check the blog to see if it's actually being used to post legitimate content. If there is absolutely nothing on your blog you're getting blocked and some users may just straight up report you as spam as a precaution.

Not to mention that the posts you reblog will only be seen by you and whoever follows you. Tagging it "fyp" does absolutely nothing.

[soulblessin]