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@gnawingviolet
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
Trying to coerce a girl into marrying me by threatening her loved ones, but she's a NEET who hates her family so I had to take her Acerby model hostage
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and
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idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care
you get what i mean.
AAUUUGH I WISHHHHHHH
this is how it looks to get the thigh nasty from an elf that hasnt showered in a week
Elf thigh got me busting so loud people think theres a gnoll camp in this forest
yukari
do think marisa has ever been this confused before?
People in the notes need to shut the hell up about ai datacenters this is about the US military which you people are clearly not the true victims of so please fuck off and make your own post somewhere I'm not gonna see it.
USAmericans will really see a post about the harm they cause and go "is no one gonna talk about how I'm the real victim here? 🥺" And NOT wait for an answer
utsuho and rin are like the perfect touhou couple. and they really are a couple. even though, like, one of them is a nuclear reactor
the problem with visual novels is that they are novels, but they are almost exclusively sold on video game distribution platforms, which means that they're novels being read by gamers who are by and large entirely unequipped to critique that medium
I'm really trying hard to be a "It's everyone's first time learning something everyday" kind of guy but also if you don't know shit and you know you're, for whatever reason, a person who doesn't have context about something, why fucking talk. Like why are you talking. If you know you don't know what's being discussed why are you opining about it and getting confused when everyone is like, shut your empty headed mouth for the love of god? Are you ALSO learning for the first time that this is insufferable?? As though half the time these people aren't also insufferable pedants who'd blow a gasket if someone started talking about their loser hobbies wrong
"Here are my thoughts on this topic"
"You are completely off, you have gotten multiple basic facts wrong, you also lack x and y context"
"Well I didn't know that because I don't really involve myself in this topic" THEN SHUT UPPPPPPP OH MY GODDDDDDD
I can do a pretty good English Dub Ash Ketchum impression that has never really benefited me much but it's there on the table for me
i was so impressed by you doing it at the beginning of our first voice call that ive dated you for like a year and a half now
It was because we were reading character lines in an rpg maker game!! don't make it sound like i just whip it out like a party trick... it was contextually relevant...
you said randomly "listen what i can do!" and did it and i sent marissa this immediately
i think i might be a doomed specimen but youre even more doomed for liking me so much so it's fine
"The Moon is Beautiful Tonight"
Featuring the shorts!Marisa I designed last year
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