Make him drown. I don't wanna see him smile.
what did he do to you
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Make him drown. I don't wanna see him smile.
what did he do to you
@gnomiomi
A (slightly delayed) very warm welcome and congratulations to our new cast members!!
And thanks again to every single person who auditioned- you all made choosing our cast very difficult in the best way! We hope you'll continue tuning in to hear all our wonderfully talented new voices as they show up!
SCAR GOODTIMES?
ARCHIVAL ASSISTANT SCAR GOODTIMES? STUPID IDIOT CLUMSY SMUG MOTHERFUCKER SCAR GOODTIMES??? CHESHIRE CAT BASTARD SUPERNATURALLY INCOMPETENT CUCKED BY THE NARRATIVE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN DISNEY ASS SCAR GOODTIMES???
STOP pinning me when I talk about Scar from The Hermit Archives. I hate him so much. Why can't he die like a normal person? Who invited him to Grian's personal hell? How in the name of Smirke's 14 did he get from that murder arena in the middle of NOWHERE to the Void Institute just so he could torment Grian even more? He is DEAD and he is a BASTARD and I so dearly wish he would stay that way, but no, he keeps coming back and making his stupid immature imbecilic infuriating JOKES about it, just to rub it in my face, just to taunt me with the knowledge that From the Archives will never be rid of him. Archival Assistant more like ASSistant. I don't even know why I hate him so much. He sounds and speaks exactly like my beloved YouTuber GoodTimesWithScar and yet he is NOT HIM. I've listened to End Condition five times in a row clenching my fists and seething with rage JUST for the satisfaction of hearing his death. But even that satisfaction is taken away from me. Who allowed SCAR to get out of Death free with no penalty no price and no major karmic drawbacks whenever he wants?? He has to be evil. It's the only explanation. If the Scarchival Assistant isn't evil then why is he a little bitch?? Why did he gaslight the Archivist? Even Elias had the decency to apologize for the deception. I understand why the Universe is constantly trying to kill Scar. This man inspires so much primal violence and rage that if I were in RLGL I would have killed him before Grian even got the chance. Except it wouldn't have made any difference to the story, because he would have respawned, and then sat on the sidelines giggling with his quirky little laugh while the pre-Archivist Grian stabbed me to death with his murder knife. I don't care, because killing the Assistant would have been worth it. I am not breathing, I am HYPERVENTILLATING. If Scar is not revealed to have evil motives in the remaining few statements of From The Archives, I will REJECT CANON and write my own ending in which everything is actually his fault and he gets punched in the dick about it. I will probably have to rewrite the entire AU to do it, but I don't care. I'll write fifty statements and they'll all be about how much I hate him. And it still won't be enough; because no mortal number of words could contain the burning hatred I feel for the man who doesn't die when he is killed.
well hello there!
ive been sitting on this recording for a while, but now that the halloween bloopers have been released, i can finally post it!!
happy halloween from your favorite bastard! :D
"So I’ve recieved a letter. The postman dropped it at the front desk; it’s addressed to ‘whoever has Etho’s job now, the VOID Institute, London.’"
happy hermit archives monday !! its ETHO AND BDUBS TIME !!
Supplemental audio to Statement #9091029 ("The Vigil"). Recorded by Scar Goodtimes.
HAPPY HERMIT ARCHIVES MONDAY! have a scupplemental (scar supplemental)!
HEY HELLO i am going to do a STREAM! about all things from the archives, together with my cowriter, this sunday at noon CST!! it will be on my twitch at https://twitch.tv/sixteenthdays !! bring your questions bring your comments bring your thoughts!
TOMORROW!
You can be a gnome if you want to
You can leave your friends behind
Because your friends aren't gnomes
And if they're not gnomes, well...
they should probably die
@gnomiomi
never not thinking about peacocks eye!desert duo sorry
[Day 71]
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Thank @b1odeuwed for this one EXPLODES
Fic by @sixteenth-days , the style for this one is def inspired by @/bc-jpeg too :D
I just wanted to say that your voice acting in the hermit archives is awesome and your voice is lovely!! hope you have a nice day!
AWWWWW THANK YOU <3<3<3 this is so sweet, i'm scribing this ask in monastic calligraphy, framing it in an elegantly engraved golden trim, and hanging it upon a feature wall forever and ever <3<3<3 fr tho, the hermit archives is such a fun project to be a part of and im so so glad you are enjoying!! i've definitely been a bit absent from this blog, but hopefully soon in the next couple of months i'll be able to start podficcing a new project, so keep you eyes out!! i hope you also have a wonderful day <3
piece i made recently based on gelatinization by sixteenth-days <3
read it / listen to the podfic
also auditions are open for new characters in the podfic!!!
"Statement of- Martyn Littlewood? …Regarding… something that was watching him. Original interview transcribed June 2nd, 2016- oh, what? He never told me about this."
happy hermit archives monday!!! and if you'd be interested in playing martyn or any of our other open characters in future appearances, consider auditioning!
AUDITIONS ARE NOW OPEN!
With the From the Archives fanfic completed, we here at the podfic project are now seeking voice actors for the remaining cast! Open roles are Jimmy, Martyn, Doc, fWhip, Tango, Lizzie, Joel, and Etho! If you are interested in voicing any of these characters, please consider sending in an application!
Auditions will be open for two weeks, from today (August 6) through August 20! You can apply for as many of the available characters as you want!
APPLY HERE!
Have you ever wanted to voice a character in the From the Archives podfic project? Keep an eye out and warm your voice up; auditions for the remaining cast will be opening very soon!
Supplemental audio to Statement #0220625 ("Ornithology"). Recorded by the Archivist.
happy hermit archives monday!!! a new character enters...
Chapter 11 of FTA! This chapter was soooo good! I couldn’t decide if I liked it more with or without the tiny characters so I’ve just posted both :p
"Statement of an absolute idiot, regarding an ill-advised trip to go see a woman who turns people into living statues-"
HAPPY HERMIT ARCHIVES MONDAY WEDNESDAY! ITS BIRD TIME!