And I’ll generate a number from 1-22. All funny and fluffy prompts meant as comedy starters- because there’s not enough giggling going on and we all deserve a little comic relief!
My muse was trying to be a nice and help yours do the washing… unfortunately all your shirts are now stained bright pink.
My muse has accidentally shrunk your jumper- you have nothing else to wear and have to deal with having a cropped jumper for dinner now.
Our muses want to start a band… first step is learning how to play their instruments… well once they’ve figured out how to hold them without hitting each other in the face…
Our muses are in a band, they’re on stage and with all the fans it’s normal to get some underwear thrown on stage… however, mid singing the vocalist gets a pair of knickers right in the mouth. Can you all professionally finish the gig?
Tan lines are usually a proud reminder of how much sun you’ve soaked up… but my muse accidentally left a strange shaped object over your muses chest while they were sunbathing…
Our muses are in disguises and ready to spy on a close friend to make sure their blind date goes well… however, with so much meddling something is bound to go wrong!
Our muses were only trying to build a birdhouse, not end up in A&E because mine’s thumb got hit with the hammer and they retaliated by punching yours in the nose… and breaking it.
How was my muse meant to know that the man at the door singing with a bouquet of flowers was trying to woo you and wasn’t some sort of creep?
My muse decided to throw a surprise party for yours, and used your address book as a guide… little did they know they’ve invited all the wrong people… and now we’re eating cake with your mother’s gynaecologist. SURPRISE!
Our muse’s are taking part in a musical, and in order to get themselves ready for it they have to communicate in nothing bur child-friendly song and rhyme… even though they want to rip each other’s throats out.
At some point our muses should had probably decided against jousting in the car park. With open bottles of juice for lances, and trolleys instead of horses… clearly they’re genius.
Human Jenga would have been a fun idea… if they were at the top of the pile…. not face to face and covered by 15 other people.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire is always a nice idea, until they get burnt and everyone wants to play chubby bunny with near enough charcoal
Roasting marshmallows sounds easy enough, but what about extreme roasting? 8 marshmallows on a stick, only to be heated with the power of a well aimed fart and lighter… will out muses have cooked treats or cooked pants?
Someone decided to tell our muses that they’re irresponsible and can’t be trusted… well. It was true, because somehow they managed to get an ice-cream truck parked in the front room, two monkeys won’t leave the bathroom, and there’s a clown crying on the kitchen counter. They were meant to be babysitting- what happened?!
They just wanted one night to themselves, just one night… but it turns out to be the one night their family comes to visit and the neighbours come to argue.
My muse is teaching yours how to ride a unicycle because they’re obviously know all the right techniques… like how controlling the unicycle downhill is the easiest way to learn…?
My muse sat on something and now it’s stuck, they need a lift to the hospital and they’re praying our muses’ friendship relies on the “ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies” ethic.
Your muse has swallowed something, and my muse is making sure you eat all the fibre you can to “flush” it out.
Our muses’ hands are super glued together, they can either wait it out till the glue flakes away… or they can follow every weird remedy in the hopes it’ll work.
Our muses’ had planned on making a lovely cake together… in turn they’ve redecorated the kitchen in a nice shade of sticky icing and “how did you get the batter stuck there?”
Technology is a wondrous thing… made even more wonderful when you text your boss something meant for your significant other. Our muses are on a mission to repair their mess!
