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a deep-dive look into the nooks and crannies of my psyche, 2023 edition

#intro post but like for real.

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The red rabbit by Miss Cross Stitch (Volksgarten, Cologne).

thesexiestselkie

Sometimes it's not rpf. Like it literally happened.

roygbivcore

hjartasalt

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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Daddy has five days left to live

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Daddy wishes to be cremated

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It's what daddy would have wanted

hjartasalt

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

#yeah this one does take the cake

amethyst-pendulum

argentinagp-deactivated20250803

he's been glowing

#back to our regularly scheduled vroom vroom #f1 #alex albon

happydivorce

i found three of these in my drafts and then immediately got possessed by a goblin to make five more. happy wayne gretzky obliteration day or whatever

#exactly.#knife shoes

thornescratch

Brian McNally recounts an Ovechkin and Backstrom moment he witnessed from eight years ago exactly.

(McNally twitter)

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thornescratch

Pepperidge Farm Brian McNally remembers.

#i am going to KILL myself #819 #knife shoes #wsh

suburbanbonfire

GREATEST GOAL SCORER OF ALL TIME!!!

#the gr8 #knife shoes #wsh

anzekopistar

The chasing days are done! Alex Ovechkin is the greatest goal scorer in the history of the NHL!

#MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!#wsh #the gr8 #knife shoes

ultravioletlightwaves

sorry but this is fucking hilarious. they straight up just stopped the entire game in the middle of the power play... they're rolling out a carpet onto the ice. we're going to have a full-on ceremony right here right now. ovi's family is coming down from their box. no waiting until the game is over. they gave all the caps special ovi goal record baseball hats and they are all wearing them. it's happening at 12:34 in the 2nd period. there's a ceremonial poster or something on an easel at center ice. they're going to have to continue playing a game of hockey whenever this is over.

#when gretzky came out on the ice for a split second i genuinely thought they were going to execute him panem style