[goatgirlfangs]

I guess I'm using this account again

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[tongue-twists]

stealing an observation from a friend : learning how ttrpgs work through actual play is like learning how to fuck by watching porn.

[tongue-twists]

it's edited. it's at the very least partly pre-written. it's rehearsed. those are professional actors. this is a performance. they are doing this for the benefit of the viewer not each other. this is not how it is outside of a studio. if you expect this out of your partners you are a dick. if you try to attain this you will make nobody happy especially not yourself.

[lesbx]

let's all give an average to above average shoutout to when her tip sticks out the top of her underwear

[nekomimidusteon]

the maid is the natural enemy of a princess. if a princess cannot be found, a group of maids will locate a suitable subject and forcibly convert them to obtain a new princess to play with

[fourbythree4x3]

Collider

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[monstrifex-art]

29. LUCIFER - Vivid Shadows 2023

“Look upon me, your shining morning star. See me, and see what my Father’s love is worth.”

This piece is from Vivid Shadows, an art series I do with my partner Jill. You can get the art book here!

Also, prints are available here ;)

[monstrifex-art]

Messing around with some animation software and tried to make a walk cycle for Barb the Minotaur. Animation is super hard lol, yeesh.

I made this to go with music, you can find the version with sound here. https://bsky.app/profile/monstrifex.bsky.social/post/3mbhpfe42u227

[nestedneons]

By fuelstains

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

woa-oah black betty, bangarang (BASS)

skrillex noises

[metropolitanmutantofark]

Visit Original Link

i had to add 8 seconds of silence to get past the DMCA filter because apparently tumblr has a DMCA filter

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

exactly what i had in mind thank you so much

[gonsplode]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[casceth]

POV: you are about to die 100 times

[pjackk]

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all