why yes, I am a πούστης

rant blog and shitpost blog 

[goatmannnn]

everything would be easier if I were just fucking dead

[goatmannnn]

sometimes I feel like I’m not meant to live past 30 years old at the absolute maximum. either the being fat will get me or I’ll get me, whichever comes first

[fluffygif]

This baby is soooooooo cute

[everythingfox]

“This is Lola. She likes cheese.”

(via)

[goatmannnn]

cheese shark

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This could literally be an Onion article

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

[lastvalyrian]

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

[nanoland]

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[hexmaniacmareen]

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[nest-deactivated20181209]

My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

[nest-deactivated20181209]

[nevertrustanoracle]

In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

afad

[kinuko]

This is the only thing that brings me joy

[goatmannnn]

god being horny is the fucking WORST

[goatmannnn]

deadpool but his name is cancerman instead

[goatmannnn]

i hate the internet for giving me interests. how dare they teach me to love more than one thing

[goatmannnn]

me: *isolates myself from  group of people on tumblr who literally could not be dumber and gets hate anons and rude ass comments* 

oh no whatever shall i do. i won’t have the distinct privilege of interacting with people whose opinions are harmful and stupid as all fuck. whatever shall i do

[goatmannnn]

thinking about how when i turned off anon on my main account, people stopped trying to pick fights with me

[goatmannnn]

in this world its either peg or be pegged

[pissvortex]

[goatmannnn]

wishing my ex would give me the chance to be ruthlessly mean to them 

[goatmannnn]

north korea but its actually a giant, detailed experiment to see if you can make the book 1984 into a real thing