we are far too young and clever.

What are you doing here, love?

[tomshiddles]

#making silly faces is reserved only for his daughters

[heartmis]

Joel Miller + textposts ♡

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[andremichaux]

The Office (2005 - 2013)

[zackisontumblr]

🐊

[exit-path]

this is incredible

[spadefish]

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

genuinely worst part of food service was being forced to give cops a discount. never have i experienced bootlicking so bad until i had a manager breathing down my neck abt this

[spadefish]

Yeah my stupid shift supervisors would make me if they saw but if they DIDNT see then it's fair game, baby

[toga-vibes]

LMAO one time in the beginning of the pandemic, I gave an ICU nurse from the hospital across the street a free latte and upgraded it to a large for her. The cop behind her looked so smug and sure that I was gonna give him a free drink but only productive members of society get free things from me :)

[spadefish]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[hacash]

Cops getting free shit is that common in America?!

[liberalsarecool]

Attn: Right Wing

[casgirl]

It’s like wake up eat breakfast look into your phone to be blasted with non stop terrible news that makes you want to die go to your job eat lunch receive more news that makes you want to die etc.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[stephenist]

[feministtalks]

[thegreatgherkin87]

I’m very much pro choice/pro abortion…if that’s not the case for you personally, then that’s your decision. But do not force that on others who do not feel the same.

Let women make their own choices about their own bodies. It’s not that hard

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[peskipixi]

This may be my favorite meme of all time

[the-haven-of-fiction]

It just gets better and better as you keep scrolling.

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

I’m Smudge

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock.

[ottermatopoeia]

forbidden context

[tonyalmeida]

[julierthanyou]

the seriousness they brought to this, the editing, the graphics, i

[persimmon444-deactivated2021052]

It must be soooo embarrassing being an actor lol imagine u get stabbed and you just have to lie there pretending to writhe in pain while a fake blood bag is spilling out in ur chest...and there’s a bunch of people just like standing there filming you lmao humiliating

[flimflix]