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Get a load of that dog!.

[serious]

[electricheart]

[theonion]

[rai-r]

[bloodstainedangel]

[sixalien]

[666adhd]

*eyes snap open at 3:47am* i’m unlovable

[uze]

[heylookitsarevolution]

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

[mojav]

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

You’re*

[mojav]

[hughgrantinpaddington2]

Dreams are just that. They’re dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It’s nice but… um… I don’t know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.

[annybartollo-deactivated2020030]

[blkdaria]

Y'all please be very clear with your intentions with people. Don’t expect them to just know. Make sure they understand completely what the situation is and if you notice you’re on different pages, point it out. Don’t let it just continue like that

[thursday]

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[tooquirkytolose]

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…