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Your Heinrix options are “torturing all these people will benefit the imperium” your Solomorne options are “killing everyone is the most efficient option” there’s a difference

probablyfunrpgideas

Idea: did you know an item doesn’t need to be magical or legendary to have a powerful and meaningful name? For example, I gave my friend’s character a masterwork musical instrument (hurdy-gurdy) and called it the +1 Hurdy of Gurdying

oorione

The man who brought Thjazi Fang to heel

silkywishes

rare symmetrical ally-murph exasperation

look-a-diversion

having brain rot about your own TTRPG character is so embarrassing. yes i love her and i think about her all day and i’ll take any excuse to talk about her. no, there’s no book or anything for you to read. she’s my emotional support rogue. she’s my fidget toy. i wish you could meet her. i made her up inside my head.

smolmilkling

And the full set!

This was a fun little series to work on, but MAN did it challenge me by way of "how many ways could people possibly pose with a card by their face"

silversprung

The newly-mantled Voice of the Tempest and her purely decorative bodyguard (some closeups below :)

lonelylittledot

okay but when Older Adaine said "I don't know why I was so easy to discard" and "our family didn’t love us and maybe there is a part of us that made that easy"

and when Illusion Fig asked "what do you think will happen when Ayda sees the real you?" and Fig said "i hope she finds something in me that I didn’t know was there"

and when Ayda said "the fact that i can’t find a redeeming quality in myself doesn’t mean that someone as brilliant as Figueroth can’t find something in me worthwhile"

and when Baron said "time will pass and everyone will find someone who matters more to them than you" and Riz said "I'm the little shrimp of this crew"

and when Fabian said "I don't know what I will be, but I like the direction I'm going"

and when Adaine said "I think the only answer is that we have to keep looking for love"

and when Gorgug said "it's Gorgug, keep going"

fuck you Brennan Lee Mulligan & Gang for making me cry my fucking eyes out

cryptidstealingyourcreditcard

i love all the stupid Bad Kids bits that become canon like

riz has full body tattoos. fabian wears size 5 shoes. riz throws up when he gets too excited. kristen has handcuffs engraved with her and tracker’s initials. fig has fishnets made from the hairnet of the lunch lady that adaine murdered. gorgug tried to make a mechanical butt for the hangman to shit out of. fig is blocked on chungledown bim’s phone. adaine made coach daybreak shit his pants and then they convinced ragh that he shit his pants. kristen and tracker 69 so often with so little care to if someone sees them that the others have learned to knock on every door in the manor before going in. fabian briefly forgot riz’s name because he called him “the ball” so much. gorgug sung a song about not getting mad to his barbarian teacher. adaine, this prim and proper sweetheart, consistently chooses violence when dealing with her bio family. kristen created swamp venice. riz tried to get fabian to put dayne’s eye into his own eye socket. gorgug wears size 19 canvas shoes. fabian has pirate porn on his computer. fig disguised herself as a gnome and drove him to kill himself. gorgug wanted to ask a literal vulture if it was his dad, but the vulture flew away before he could. riz hisses at people. all of them are viral online for live-streaming a drunken shrimp party. what the fuck