A diary of sorts

25. Professional yearner, rookie adult.

[xsimulationx]

[unusual-suspects]

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[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[realpersonfacts]

let’s get complicated and kind of problematic with it

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[wemadehell]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"WHIMSICAL KITCHEN" (2003), JAZZIE MENAGERIE

[dsunearthed]

Lush terraces overgrown, 2005

[hotvampireadjacent]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[glittergroovy]

[glittergroovy]

this is one of my favorite blinkies btw fyi.

[f4therlesssss]

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar