lets go lesbians

[gocultofdionysus]

sara: “how dumb does robin think we are?” chris: “sometimes he leaves pictures of food instead of a shopping list”

[gocultofdionysus]

Sara: “the only straight i am is straight up bitch”

[gocultofdionysus]

robin: “you know what your problem is your really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole” mattias: mattias: “you think i’m cute?” robin: “shut your pie hole!”

[gocultofdionysus]

sara and chris first meeting

sara: *steals that persons spot* chris and sara: *talking* teacher: *tells them off* chris: “you’re trash just like me” sara: *selects her new friend in true slythrin nature* sara: “ok we’re best friends now”

[gocultofdionysus]

holy shit i just made eye contact with my science teacher and i thought he was gonna call on meeeee assxzffhfaaff 😖

[gocultofdionysus]

robin: “could you stop talking down to me” imra: “well i certainly can’t talk up to you”

[gocultofdionysus]

robin: “could you stop talking down to me?” mattias: “well i certainly can’t talk up to you”

[gocultofdionysus]

robin: “could you stop talking down to me?” sara: “well i certainly can’t talk up to you”

[gocultofdionysus]

robin: “could you stop talking down to me?” chris: “well i certainly can’t talk up to you”

[not-a-space-alien]

My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--

Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*

[not-a-space-alien]

Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....

Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself

[fiollaigean]

Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-

Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK

[gocultofdionysus]

mattias: “are you ok robin?” robin: “i just wanna be alone” mattias: “ok i’ll come with you” robin: “:D”

[gocultofdionysus]

imra: “what color is chris’ shirt?” robin: “gray” mattias: “gray” sara: “it obviously gray why are you asking?” imra *to chris*: “now tell them what color you think it is” chris *looking down*: “dark white” sara: “chris what the actual fuck”

[gocultofdionysus]

chris: “i’m trying my hardest!” sara: “no you’re not”

[gocultofdionysus]

sara: “some of y’all haven’t ran since P.E.” mattias: “some of us didn’t run in P.E.”

[gocultofdionysus]

robin: “hElP i’m dRoWnInG” chris: “calm down we’re only in 5 feet of water” robin: “not all people are tall chris”

[gocultofdionysus]

mattias: “ok here’s the phone bill” robin: “HOLY SHIT” mattias: “don’t worry that’s our phone number”

[gocultofdionysus]

robin: “i hope you two have an explanation for this” chris: “actually we have three” sara: “pick your favorite”