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Come eat lobster with a monster
You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?
Via Wikipedia:
While the exact origin is unknown, it is speculated the first of the emoticon was in chatrooms. The first proven use of uwu is in the Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction Genie of the Puzzle, published by user DaakuKitsune on Oct 14, 2005. In the fanfiction notes before the story, the author states “Again, feel free to throw squids and fish at me. UwU I deserve it, you know.”
So… The first recorded use of UwU was in a fucking FANFICTION OF YU-GI-OH.
bitches will show you a guy who looks like this and call him a bottom
Now it’s very important that you listen to them
I think it's time for some unsolicited pregnant female Kaiba
Your friendly niche fem!pharaoh x preg fem!advisor Se/to provider is delivering again😌
Mage meets Slime
Researching mage meeting a slime girl!
tumbs studies <3
I'll be the first person to admit that I want nothing more than for my belly to be super loud and active as often as possible, but let me raise you this:
✨️You're sitting back, tummy warm and full after your meal. You can feel it start to work on everything you ate; slow, thick gurgles deep in your gut, the bubbling and shifting down your sides as it works through into your intestines, little pockets of air moving as everything settles✨️
✨️But no one else can hear any noises from your belly, not even you. It's like your gurgly little secret, like experiencing a massage only you can feel from the inside as you digest, and no one around you is paying any mind to it...✨️
And fuck, it turns you on
The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.
rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox
stuffed belly noises are actually so slutty... so you're just groaning and whining and need to be touched huh
i'm genuinely stupidly aroused by tummy groans and it's insane
very distracted thinking about liquid bloating rn. when someone starts out thirsty, taking eager, desperate gulps (the gulps) and each swallow lands heavy in their belly. when they start to get full and swollen, rounding out nicely, but they've still got room left so they keep going, more slowly now. when they suddenly realize oof, that was a lot, and they can't breathe as deep, so they have to inhale and exhale carefully. when there's only a little left and they're determined to finish but ooooh, they can feel their stomach stretch, and mmmphf that's a lot of pressure, and oh god it aches. but when they run their hands over their belly, it feels so good, and they marvel at how big they've gotten, and maybe they're at their limit for now, but just give it some time...
Someone just please fill me with unhealthy slop and help me while I struggle to digest it
Mmgh fuck my belly is so full
I ate 4 ice cream cones, spaghetti, a bunch of water and swallowed air, then dumped all of it into my pyloric valve. I can feel it CHURNING and growling against my skin, god its so :333
I feel so full of air and food, my intestines are practically squirming
Genuinely how big ive been getting
Horndog warmup sketch with my anonymous pink lady to get myself prepped to work.
I found a powder that let's most liquids gel at body temperature konjak extract