Mr. Lowercase @goddamnraccoons - Tumblr Blog

Whether Count Binface wins or loses, having him be a genuine political rival for Nigel Farage can NOT be a good look for Reform. So there's that

#count binface #vote binface

I'll see the most relatable Tumblr post ever then it'll say "at work" and I'm taken completely out of it

#funemployment

Dni bad people 🫳🎤 (mic drop)

C.E.O. isn't even a bad song but I wish that Rivers' insufferable whining wouldn't bleed out into the bloody INSTRUMENTAL BREAKS.

#weezer #keeping it weezy #rivers cuomo is a huge wanker

Why is my uncle listening to tango in the courtyard

Cuz

Today is gonna be the day

That they're gonna throw it back to you

By now you should've somehow

Realized what you gotta do

I don't believe that anybody

Feels the way I do, about you now

Backbeat, the word was on the street

That the fire in your heart is out

I'm sure you've heard it all before

But you never really had a doubt

I don't believe that anybody

Feels the way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding

And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

There are many things that I

Would like to say to you, but I don't know how

Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all, you're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day

But they'll never throw it back to you

By now you should've somehow

Realized what you're not to do

I don't believe that anybody

Feels the way I do, about you now

And all the roads that lead you there were winding

And all the lights that light the way are blinding

There are many things that I

Would like to say to you, but I don't know how

I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all, you're my wonderwall

I said maybe (I said maybe)

You're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all, you're my wonderwall

I said maybe (I said maybe)

You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)

Crab if you wanna, sheeee won't be coming downnnn

niceinchnails

How do you feel about the socio-economic state of the world

Good considering "the world" is just Europe and North America :)

What are your thoughts on Lemon Demon

I'd probably like him if I gave him a chance but for now I only like Cabinet Man

Mr Lowercase likes receiving asks too you know...

#:(

Why is it already August we've only had enough content to lead us to like March MAYBE April

Ladies and gentlemen and prefer-not-to-says

Why the actual shit do Deltarune fans not call the creepypasta route "Snowgrave" anymore. It was so fucking badass?? What the FUCK is a "weird route" that sounds like a goddamn meme

#deltarune #snowgrave #lame idiots

jen-kollic

I am fucking loving how shit-scared the UK right-wing is of a man with a bin on his head. Now that Count Binface might actually win the Clacton byelection they're desperately trying to smear him with such gems as:

"He's anti-Brexit!" Good.

"He's anti-Trump!" Good.

"He's anti-establishment!" At this point I think you're just trying to make me like him more.

"His manager once called Farage a horrible cunt!" Well Farage *is* a horrible cunt, what's your point?

"He's making a joke of British politics!" Well that's very appropriate given that current British politics *are* a fucking joke.

"He's a left-wing liberal elitist!" I don't know if you can be all of those things at once, but I do know that Count Binface isn't the one getting millions in donations from cryptocurrency billionaires sooooooo...

Vote change. Vote Binface.