GODDESS

I took it. It wasn't the money I needed, But I took it. James Wright

[halloweentual]

the first rule of tragedy is to have fun and be yourself. the second is to think about the themes forever and ever

[tikkety-tok]

those bonding hormones are strong

[anarchocunt]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr is special because I can make someone unhappy just by writing down my thoughts & then they'll thank me and ask me for more

[sagetheunwise]

How dare you be right about this. Please continue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

due to plaque buildup, human arteries are sometimes crunchy. also, the arteries themselves are made of a smooth, elastic (possibly gummy?) type of tissue.

therefore, I imagine that eating a diseased human artery would be a similar experience, texture-wise, to slurping one of THESE babies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[punkitt-is-here]

if you're transgender...............keep it up!!!! 👍👍👍

[adranova]

[depsidase]

[charlesoberonn]

Prohibition era wine bricks

[mangomybeloved]

this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

[valtsv]

self-proclaimed body language "experts" are so frustratingly hilarious because they seem incapable of understanding that people can lie to you

[valtsv]

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[dialogic]

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

[klaasje]

briefly forgot my brother is playing baldur’s gate and thought i’d fallen into some sort of wormhole

[teaboot]

please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

[teaboot]

"we're training them to interpret road signs!" Train goes same place every day. No road signs.

"when forced to choose between old lady and child, which is more ethical for the car to hit?" Fence around train track. Nobody on the road.

"people with disabilities preventing them from driving themselves can be independent" Yes but also. Train.

"reduces the dangers of fatigue with long distance trucking" Train.

"the technology is not yet price effective for the average driver" Train.

Seriously come on choo choo bitches let's goooooooooo

[rosalarian]

We will never invent a car that's as eco-friendly as increasing our rail infrastructure.

[tchaikovskaya]

She gone girled irl

[woodwhittling]

me…..

[tchaikovskaya]

#Cecil said damn this is a real head scratcher *dies*

[aflo]

talking leftist politics with the cute electrician at work... slay

[aflo]

[kaijuno]

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women

[fuks]

[citrineghost]

Needed work

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

Customizable characters in video game cut scenes:

[duncebento]

since no one in the tags seems to know, this is a shoot, the ss24 campaign for poster girl, whose narrative depicted its models committing crimes, being arrested, and testifying in court, all while in the clubwear of the brand.

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger