Acute Intensity Is My Identity

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[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[citywidespecialll]

you’re gonna look me in my big brown eyes and tell me no?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[peonypuddles]

Going to industry after academia is fucking crazy. I can say no to overtime/ staying late/ showing up early and no one gets mad. I do not have to respond to emails out of work because no one emails outside of work hours. I get actual, real PTO that I am encouraged to use. Yeah there’s a fuck ton of paperwork but I’m getting paid a decent amount and I get left alone when I’m at home

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[fadedlovemp3]

30 minute yoga flow to unblock your posting chakra and release deeply buried posts

[bippus]

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

[macabrevampire]

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

[malibuklaus]

[buskellunge]

[fairycosmos]

*remembers its bad to tell everyone on earth to fuck off and die* everyone on earth fuck on and live

[achesspiece]

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[fairycosmos]

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[librarycards]

#and hairy

AND HAIRY