“To be honest, you are making no sense to me right now. I blame the bourbon - what exactly are you trying to say to me?”
“I said you’re drinking all the alcohol.”
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@goddessofcardio
“To be honest, you are making no sense to me right now. I blame the bourbon - what exactly are you trying to say to me?”
“I said you’re drinking all the alcohol.”
“Am I suppose to pity you?”
“No, you should pity everyone who needs heart surgery right now.”
“Hardly, but it’s where my family are so it’s the closest thing to it.”
“You should buy a real house, far away from this hellhole.”
“Don’t be so negative —- what could be better than a town filled of supernatural creatures that can heal themselves? means less work to you, i’d call it an advantage, if anything.”
“I don’t believe in the supernatural, and you’re obviously no surgeon. Surgery isn’t just work. It’s an addiction.”
“different outlooks. i’m not an amazing surgeon. i give you that. but so long as people feel like they’re making a difference, you can’t fault them. and again, stuck here, best of a bad situation, yadda ya. i mean there are wizards around. they’re probably rarer than surgeons.”
“Oh, sure you can. There’s a huge difference between thinking you’re making a difference, and actually making it. And only one of those things is an actual good thing. Wizards aren’t real, kid.”
“the whole cardio surgeon thing? yeah i heard that. what? are you really that good?”
“Yes, I’m really that good.”
“most of us had careers and lives? i’m just saying you can’t leave, so hating every moment of it isn’t super… productive.”
“Sure, but standing next to me, I’m guessing most of you are replaceable. And some people are the most productive when they’re filled with hate. It runs along with passion.”
“Even with such hope, I doubt I’ll get a welcome home party.”
“I seriously hope this isn’t your idea of home.”
“none of us really do, aside from the ones who’ve come back from the dead. you get used to it though.”
“Y’know, that’s just not true. Some of us have real lives and careers to get back to.”
“good news, people get old and sick no matter where you are.”
“Bad news, I don’t want to be here.”
Hey, at least you’re not in Kansas.
Right, because if I was, I may as well get lost and die in a cornfield.
“Hey. You’re not the only one with a cushy profession stuck here.”
“And let me guess, you work behind a desk somewhere.”
“better than getting sent to the worlds weirdest small town to be a gp instead of getting the fellowship you deserved.”
“And that’s why you should never be a GP.”
“and you should be bragging because….”
“Did you miss my first statement, or...?”
“i’d get used to it. there’s nothing you can do about it, after all.”
“There’s always something you can do.”
“Well aren’t you humble?”
“Humble is for people who have nothing to brag about.”
The world’s most talented cardio surgeon reduced to this place. That’s depressing.