can we be friends, sweetly

august skylar • 18 • they/them • genderfluid / pansexual • vegetarian • infp (poetry blog: @august-skylar)

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[goddexaugust-blog]

guess who reinstalled the tumblr app

[uze]

[heylookitsarevolution]

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

[anorable]

girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

[thejogging]

Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014 Alt-Lit ***

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via tank.sinatra)

[bad1dimagines]

pubic school

[mushroam]

rip vine

[pokegon]

Best compilation yet

[goddexaugust-blog]

halloweek looks, a study in mirror selfies been a while. i've been busy @ College™ but remember, i'm still hot. [they/them]

[ameliastardust]

the actual locker room talk Donald Trump didn’t want you to see

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[goddexaugust-blog]

Alexander in Act One: I'm sorry. Am I talking too loud?

Alexander in Act Two: Sit down John you faT MOTHERFUCKER

[bryontour]

Life is full of tough decisions

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rlmjob]

call the police immediately

[1deacthedeathmerchant]

My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.

[reallifeishorror]

This is the lucky tall Betsy. Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will grant you an irrelevantly festive bag full o’ moneys.

Haha

[livenudegirl]

Bless me Tall Betsy

[toomuchperfume]

I love this.

[ilikethatnoise-blog]

I’m going to the bank today, wish me luck!

[bahookies]

bye