I swear often

Alec, he/they, 28, NYC. I like to make friends, send a chat!

[bubblegum-dummy]

Ouughh big stretc- *my spine completely shatters*

[captain-price-returns]

[helenvaughans]

[naropinosa]

[dailycatsblog]

[t4tvampireisms]

Drugs are morally neutral. Doing or not doing drugs is not an indicator of how good a person is. There are addicts who’d give you the shirt off their back, and sober people who poison the homeless for fun.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Schrodinger's Ragebait: Yes, it is possible that they're making this up for engagement, but it is also possible that they are genuinely this stupid.

[synthient]

X

[open-sketchbook]

i fucking love the matrix

[thememedaddy]

[dovesndecay]

[timeoutchair]

am i the cutest pervert in ur phone

[rockergiirl]

samsung have announced they're releasing a smart toaster featuring an onboard AI chatbot

[rockergiirl]

samsung released blog post regarding their new smart toaster and complaints from customers

We hear you are all disappointed with the AI capabilities of our new smart toaster, and rest assured we hear your complaints. However, we are confident people will grow to love their new smart toaster AI companion, and will regard them as a bright cheerful addition to their day. If you find its constant requests for you to always eat toast, we suggest adopting a more toaster-friendly diet.

[rockergiirl]

yes removing the speaker will void the warranty

[default-cube]

i thought this was a joke since a toaster is just about the most ridiculous thing to add a chatbot to, but no, it's real

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[demilypyro]

[harsh-noise]

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*