I swear often

Alec, he/they, 28, NYC. I like to make friends, send a chat!

[jethroq]

[keposhka]

this is gonna drive me to tears

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[commonplacebuddhism]

A buddha that almost ascended with help from an airbag deployment. (from Xiaohongshu)

[ss-dolphin]

I love handhelds consoles like there’s something so cool about being able to pull out a 3ds from your pocket and have a long ass jrpg ready to play

[ss-dolphin]

Anyways check out my gooner 3ds

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[toxitrons-dogboy]

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[viralfrog]

[big-moon-little-moon]

this is simply too funny

[bubblegum-dummy]

Ouughh big stretc- *my spine completely shatters*

[captain-price-returns]

[helenvaughans]

[naropinosa]

[dailycatsblog]