Uhhh

Height-5’5 hw-200 lw-98 Cw-120 gw-100

[zerocalorie-bitch]

Everyone: you should only weigh yourself once every three days

Me, stepping on the scale for the fourth time in one day:

[sadlazyana]

My fbi agent watching me download tumblr again after another failed recovery

[memescomedy]

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[okay]

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[coyotemarked]

@sketchfoot

[gnomebud]

tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

[gnomebud]

im glad this was so relatable to the general public

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[amateur]

[bibidebabideboo]

(カバさんのツイート: “海遊館のアザラシ丸すぎ笑… ”から)

[twitterlols]

[pudgefree]

[gypsysportny]

#GypsySport Spring 2019 Collection 🌍 Yves

[vanessaaardvark]

[goalsforthesummer-deactivated20]

[ana-elisabeta]

[ghosttobe]